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Story one: Love Is A Many 1337 Thing (repetition of an old one).

Well, some years ago I posted a story: when Astro met Gendy Tartakovsky during the pre-production of The Movie (as you may know, Tartakovsky left the project in its early stages), Mr. Tartakovsky introduced Astro to one of his surrogate daughters. The arrows of love hitted the hearts of those two youngsters, and, well they became a couple...



And after some time together, the seeds of love were planted and eventually blossomed, and so they were blessed with a beautiful child...



Introducing the one and only 1.000.000 Horsepowerpuff Boy!!!

End of story 1.

i laughed so hard i nearly fell of my bed

Story two: Astro drives.

Astro was really depressed. That day he had a Promotion ball with his old classmates. Kenichi, Rock, Alvin and the other guys had grown up and they had their own, fancy vehicles. Of course he was programmed to drive any kind of vehicle, but he didn't "need" one, with 1.000.000 horsepower and his jets... But at the same time he WANTED one! Even kids like Tobio had cars (yes, he was so depressed that started to have cruel ideas...).



So he went to see Dr. Ochanomizu. He was more than sixteen (eighteen or twenty-oen depending on the country): he had RIGHTS! He wanted to drive!



- Please, Doctor: I want a car, or some other motor vehicle and get rid from this fat fan that is crushing my circuits with his hugs.
- Ah, my boy. It was about time you asked for it. I had something redy for years. BEHOLD!!!
- OH, HOLY TETSUJIN, DOCTOR, IT'S FANTASTIC! Is it for me?
- Yes it is. Ride on it, Astro.



- Huhm...I think I gained some weight...
- You're starting to think like a human, kiddo. Now go for a ride and have fun...

End of story 2. To be continued on story 3.

that was hilarious

"AstroBoy03" wrote:that was hilarious

It least it's intended to be

Story Three: Astro's Opinion Changes

Astro was driving when he arrived to an intersection and wondered: - Man, this is full of bridges and lights and everything. Where do I go?



At this moment I would let you guys choose the path, but, seriously, you have better things to spend time with on a Sunday. So, Astro chose a random highway and stepped on the gas. That was boring. His jets were so funnier. He looked at the night birds with envy. Then:



The motocycle flew away, and so did Astro, without rockets, before landing face-flat on the top of a building. Astro checked his body. No anomalies. then he touched his face, sighed on relief, smiled and thought:



- Well, just a little bruising on the face. Could have been much worse... Now THAT was funny: it's the firs time I fly without jets! I noticed something strange. Maybe I happen to have adrenaline or something! LET'S REPEAT IT! But when Astro checked the bike:



- Too bad. It was fun while it lasted.

One change of artificial skin later:



- Doctor Ochanomizu, the motorbike was fun, but I prefer something different. And get me that guy out! - No problem, I had this calculated. BEHOLD!

- Holy mackerel!...



...It's a 1954 CADILLAC!!!

End of story 3. To be continued on 4.

I guess this one wasn't so funny after all

Rofl

these are hilarious, good job!
the first one almost made me... roflcopter.