Sweet Jesus, Jeffbert; I come back from reading through an archive of "creepypastas" (essentially scary stories for the internet), finish one about a satanic painting, and come to the forum. Then I see you've posted here and think, "This should be a swell time! I'll just click here!"
I made the worst noise ever when I saw your post.

Look, I'll let this pass this time, but you might have to change it if other people get freaked out.
Relevant caption: "Hey, maybe I should get these cataracts checked out."