Caption the picture game

[Eileen sobora]

Astro: Dr. what have you been doing with Nikki?

Dr. Elefun: Nothing!

Astro: Then why do the photos show you making out
with her and....

Dr. Elefun screming inside) I CAN'T LET ASTRO SAY THIS OR HE'S
GONNA FORCE ME TO SLEEP IN A CRIB FOR SOURE!

Astro: Doctor..... answer me!

Dr. Elefun: No No No (whining like a baby)

Astro:.....

[Strange Wings]

Once again, DrFrag's gotten a severe quoting-attack on this one.


Astro: "You ought to close your eyes while counting, doc. Otherwise, Hyde&Seek will be no fun at all."

Dr. Elefun: "I can't. Someone of you naughty people glued my lids while I was asleep."

Astro: "(Sigh) Alright, let's cut that cr*p. Most of you guys would choose to hide behind Golan anyway..."

[jeffbert]

[Ochanomizu thinking:]"I know I need Depends under gaments, but I was too proud to buy them. Now here I am at the bottom of the sea with the nearest bathroom 5,000 feet straight up and needing no less than -- let's see 5,000 feet, yeah, I'd need 3 hours in the decompression chamber-- I'll never make it. IIts moments like this, when I wish I were a robot"

[DrFrag]

Dr Elefun: "Let us pray. O Lord, save us from the wrath of Galon. Let us not be squashed into pancakes by his tremendous feet. Spare us from his lazerous fingers, that we might not be burnt to a crisp in agony. Deliver us from the choking fumes spewing forth from his mouth, that we might be spared from having our lungs destoryed with vapourous acid while we choke to an agonising death. O Lord, save us from Galon's eye beams, least we be torn molecule from molecule or be turned to gold. Protect us from an agonising, agonising ..."
Astro: "Can we go home now?"

[Astro Forever]

Here is the winning caption:

Originally posted by DrFrag+Aug 13 2005, 12:24 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (DrFrag @ Aug 13 2005, 12:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Astro: "So it's decided. Dr Elefun should be the one to enter the volcano and see if Galon is still active."[/b]

And the runner-up is:

<!--QuoteBegin--jeffbert@Aug 14 2005, 11:02 AM

[Ochanomizu thinking:]"I know I need Depends under gaments, but I was too proud to buy them. Now here I am at the bottom of the sea with the nearest bathroom 5,000 feet straight up and needing no less than -- let's see 5,000 feet, yeah, I'd need 3 hours in the decompression chamber-- I'll never make it. IIts moments like this, when I wish I were a robot"[/quote]

Congratulations everybody, great quotes!

[DrFrag]

[Astro Forever]

I was going to write something like "Why do you post it again...?" I actually had to go back to the list to check in which topic I was! The fact that it's the first post of the page didn't help though... :huh:

[Astro Forever]

You spend too much time watching TV!

[Astro Forever]

Baby: "Laa-Laa! Laa-Laa! Po! Laa-Laa! Laa-Laa! Po!"

Dr. Boynton: Enough is enough... DO I LOOK LIKE A TELETUBBY????

[Astro Forever]

"Will you finally switch channel?! Don't you think I've had enough for today??? My 4th robot attempt failed, my son died, I got injured, lost my job, looked like a fool at dinner and lost my robot son... Now I want to sleep, so leave me alone!!!