I just had to do this one with smilies...
Orphans: Tell us the story again, Photar!
Photar: Alright. One day, a big robot named Bruton came to attack the orphanage.

So I flew out into the thunderstorm ...
Orphan 1: How did he fly if the sun wasn't shining?
Orphan 2: It's just a story, silly!
Photar: ... I flew out into the thunderstorm and fought a tremendous battle with Bruton.
Orphans: Oooooh!

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hmy:

hmy:
Photar: It was a tough fight, but I defeated him!

And then, uh, I was taken to meet the Prime Minister and went in a parade and signed autographs for a couple of months. That's why I wasn't around. But now I'm back! And if you're wondering why I look so shiny and new, it's because they gave me a free makeover and oilchange and polish. It's not that I was destroyed and rebuilt, okay? Because that would have meant I lost to Bruton, and that's absurd! Hahahahaha

... haha

... ha.
