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[Ataru Moroboshi]

Ein? I swear I didn't make it with second intentions!

[LynnyM]

Will probably judge tomorrow.

This is gonna be tough...

[CommanderEVE]

true

[LynnyM]

Actaully no. Because this was really hard. There were A LOT of funny ones. Thanks for being competent, guys. It really put a damper on the last five minutes.

Anywho, we have the winner(s)

Official Grand Poobah and Contest Victor: Mr Skunk

Official Vice Grand Poobah and Equally Hilarious Semi Victor: Dr Frag

for the following captions

Orphans: Big brother Epsilon! Read us a bed time story!

Epsilon: Hey, I got a better idea... how 'bout we play "let's go get Epsilon another bottle of peach schnaaps so he can forget that his life revolves around changing diapers and falling out of the sky when the ___damn sun goes behind a cloud..." It's called "electricity", people!

...something about Epsilon drowning his misery in peach schnaaps...something about the utter wrongness of that...the sickening, un-tezuka mentality that takes...well, it takes the cake, how bout that.

I just had to do this one with smilies...



Orphans: Tell us the story again, Photar!

Photar: Alright. One day, a big robot named Bruton came to attack the orphanage. So I flew out into the thunderstorm ...

Orphan 1: How did he fly if the sun wasn't shining?

Orphan 2: It's just a story, silly!

Photar: ... I flew out into the thunderstorm and fought a tremendous battle with Bruton.

Orphans: Oooooh! hmy: hmy: hmy:

Photar: It was a tough fight, but I defeated him! And then, uh, I was taken to meet the Prime Minister and went in a parade and signed autographs for a couple of months. That's why I wasn't around. But now I'm back! And if you're wondering why I look so shiny and new, it's because they gave me a free makeover and oilchange and polish. It's not that I was destroyed and rebuilt, okay? Because that would have meant I lost to Bruton, and that's absurd! Hahahahaha ... haha ... ha.

Not only is this, like, hilarious situation-comedy, but there is a very proficient use of smilies. I like the fact that Epsilon is once again portrayed as a boob who would lie through his teeth to children.

[mr skunk]

Show me what you got.

[jeffbert]

"Add some round eye glasses, a few freckles on your nose, and a beret, and you could pass for Tezuka Osamu. Then, we could sneak into the studio, rewrite the scripts so Atom takes a vaction on Alpha Centuri, and we could get away with anything!" :d evil:

[fafner]

Skunk: I say we are now retiring from crime and living peaceful lives.
Other guy: Errr... are you feeling ok, boss?
Skunk: Actually no, I think our last confrontation with Astro left me with a bad hit on the head.

[DrFrag]

Skunk: "You have some food around your mouth."
Driver: "Thanks, is it gone now?"
Skunk: "No, it's still there. He. he. he."

[Ataru Moroboshi]

Skunk: "I don't know why am I smiling, because looking at me you are not watching we're about to crash into this wa..."

CRASH! BOOM! BANG! HONK! KAPOW! WINNIE-WINNIE!

[CommanderEVE]

mr skunk:is it me or are you going cross eyed?
other guy: umm... well i can see my nose all the time
mr skunk: just stop it your creeping me out
other guy: ok i've got bad eyes... how about you your about to mash into a wall in 3 seconds
mr skunk: yeah i like mash too
they both look around and smash into the wall and mr skunk went though the front window
other guy: oh well we can't talk about mash any more