Caption the picture game

[Astro Forever]

Sorry for the delay. Here is the new picture:

[CommanderEVE]

oh, man! this is going to be funny



man on phone: HAY! my best friend BIG NOSE
O'Shay jumped out of skin
O'shay: umm what was that? *tried*
man on phone: BIG NOSE! i said HELLO!
O'shay lobs the phone out the window, and smash's the window
monments later
O'shay: oh dear, what on earth did i do that for.

0.0 ^.^

[jeffbert]

"Hello--Atom, what's so important that-- 'Division by zero?' All robots these days are protected from the infinite loop that would otherwise result from attempting to divide by zero. I'm sure Higeoyagi Sensei was not out to get you, just because that problem was on your homework. Its far more likely that Shibugaki used whiteout on your paper--"

[zeo]

dr. elefun:yes,hello,astro's sleepover,dr. elefun speaking,how can i help.
idiot:MY XBOX 360 IS BORKED!!!111
dr. elefun:...this is'tn-
idiot:HOW I FIX IT!!!/1?!!?1?!1`?!!?
dr. elefun:well,whats wrong with it...
idiot:THIS GAME WONT WORK!!!!11/1/1/1/1/1
dr. elefun:right,send me an image over the fax...
*see the image.a drooling,brown haired idot in a black shirt with "i love 4-kids entertainment" on it is trying to put a megadrive cartrage into a ps2*
dr elefun:...well,first off,thats a megadrive CARTRAGE,and your trying to put it into a ps2.thats the problem
idiot :O RYL SO!?!?!?!?!/1/1/1/1/2/1`23#21R/31XEQ
dr elefun:well,the ps2 plays CD's,and its not the Xbox 360
idiot:BAH WHAT U KNOW!?!!?1/1/1/21/WWX/ YOUR NOT TECH SUPPORT!!! *hangs up*
dr elefun:well,at least he got one thing right....

yes,i know.not funny in any way,but thats all i can think up.other then this:

dr elefun:hello,"im trying to sleep so go away.com" hotline here,how can i help?
uran:could you send me a up a glass of water?
astro:*in BG* with fries!
uran:and ice cream!
astro:and those little hot wings!
uran:and some cola!
*they continue ranting on and on about stuff they want*
dr elefun:*with the phone next to his ear* kids,they want everything nowadays...

[CommanderEVE]

lol there all funny, it's going to be hard to pick a winner

[Strange Wings]

"Hello Mister E.T., what can I do for you? You want to phone home? Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I ain't no dial switching, especially not at 2:00am.....; Duuuuuuhhhh, very funny, Astro! Go to bed already!!"

[CommanderEVE]

good one strange wings

[zeo]

discard my last 2,ive got another one for you:


dr elefun :d r elefun:hello?
???:im watching you...dont hang up...
dr elefun:hardy har,astro,nice try*tries to put the phone down,but a lazer blast skims his pink,making him stop*
???:now,dont hang uop...
dr elefun:w-what do you want from me,im just a kind-hearted man with a nose the size of a gherkin,i didnt do anyone any harm except the charnin factory..
???:that,is exactly why i am here *reveals himself to be the bear from the charmin toilet roll/tissue adverts*
dr. elefun:no,not you!

narrator:coming soon,to a cheeply run,5 seat thetre near you,

REVENGE OF THE CHARMIN BEAR!!

warning,not aproved for childeren/robot boys with weak hearts/kokoro,bateries not included,may contain nuts.

[Ataru Moroboshi]

[b]

More music! Now with two options to choose! (Guess the songs!)

1- Voice on phone :Hello/
how are you?/
have you been alright?
I was so lonely, lonely, lonely...
Elefun: Daddy Walrus, please, I told you not to call me when you're drunk...


2- Voice of phone : Hello/
Is it me you're lookin' for/
I can see it in your eyes/
I can see it in your smile/
you are what I've ever wanted...
Elefun : I will say it again, Astro, I know you feel bad for all the True affair, but call the blind girl instead of me, I'm a sciencist, not the All Music Guide
(NOTE: to understand this lame joke, watch the videoclip of this song at http://youtube.com/watch?v=6AtkQs1MI5k)

[DrFrag]

"Your call has progressed in the queue. Your business is important to us. Thankyou for holding."