
yoga teacher: now we move into the tree pose....and breath in and out...clearing your mind and your soul...opening the mine's eye and seeing the truth with in....
astro: [is stiff]
yoga teacher: uh...you look stiff...
astro: get...the....oil....its my life alert!

ohmmmmmmmm!!

astro: ham egg, i'm gonna stomp your river stom!!
a 12 river dance minutes later...
ham egg: you...win...
astro: HA-HA! now do i get a bigger dressing room with my new movie and all?

dance teacher: 1,2,3! 1,2,3! astro spin faster!!
astro: @.@ i'm dizzy...
uran: com'on astro!! WEEE!! I LOVE TO DO DANCE!!

this is my version of batman being drunk...hic...

astro: [giving a massage with his feet to ham egg]
ham egg: you got! oh...yeah...that spot has been killing me...huh?! tough!!
astro: deeper? okay...[dose a river dance on his back with 100,000 hp]
ham egg: THIS IS NOT WHAT I PAID FOR!!!
narrator: this is the world famous astro boy's summer job.

I'M JESUS!!

astro: [is in a xmas play] i'm jesus you savor...
teddy: the lamb of tezuka is here!
astro: yes my brother...you will all have a place in heaven..[rieses up into the rafters]
few minuts later after the show is over...
astro: helloo? can some one help me down?

i is the the jesus of anime!