Good one, Doc!

"Oh, please can I keep that
baby elephant. I promise I'll take care of him, feed him, clean up after him, and we'll have lots of fun. I'll still take care of Jump, and play with him, too. Can I keep him? Ple-a-se? I promise I'll finish my homework on time, wash your car every day, eat my vegetable energy cassettes-- without complaining, take my bath--every day--and I won't forget to wash behind my ears--ever. I'll take out the trash, save the day-- every day, I'll even leave my boots at the front door, just as tradition requires. I'll never ask for a raise in my allowance, I promise I'll be good. Please let me keep him..."
Or this one:
"Oh please let me keep my cute voice, my parents, my dog, and my machine guns in the new series."

For judging purposes, I submit the first one, though.
