Photoshop the picture game

[Strange Wings]

Originally posted by Astro forever+Sep 10 2005, 05:50 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Astro forever @ Sep 10 2005, 05:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Welcome back, Strange Wings!   :wahah: [/b]

Thank you! It really was about time to put an end to my forum hiatus.

Spiffy Knight's cheerleader pic is brilliant. That must be an awful degradation to cope with:
Atlas - ruler of the universe -----------> Atlas - cheerleader apprentice.


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Atlas: I love little kitties Huh, she spotted the camera
Livian: Atlas, who are you spying over again? :angry:
Atlas, switching off the screen: Ho :wacko: I was spying... over... a terrible foe who... plotted against me. Yes, that's exactly that :angry:

Well, that doesn't do very well with Atlas' posture, so maybe that will be better

Atlas: Yes Master. By your command I shall annihilate humans.[/quote]
Cuuute! To me, instead of a TV screen, it looks like a recess especially made for a cat.
I'm just trying to imagine Atlas as a pet owner: "Stop miaowing and let me conquer the world finally! You received your today's Whiskas-portion just half an hour ago."

[fafner]

Originally posted by Strange Wings@Sep 10 2005, 10:27 PM
Cuuute! To me, instead of a TV screen, it looks like a recess especially made for a cat.
I'm just trying to imagine Atlas as a pet owner: "Stop miaowing and let me conquer the world finally! You received your today's Whiskas-portion just half an hour ago."

Obviously the white angora cat purring on the faceless world conqueror's laps is a myth The cat will keep demanding the food ration of the day, and believe me, especially the one on my pic :wahah: She will eat the food in no time, then maybe vomit it as soon as no one is looking. If someone kept an eye and have her vomit in her plate, she will eventuelly re-eat the food/vomit :wacko: I just wonder how Atlas will do in such a situation ^_^

Atlas: "Look cat, I have borrowed you so you act as a world conqueror pet, not for you to eat, vomit and re-eat and re-vomit endlessly :angry: So act as written on the contract or I send you back for functional defect. Is it clear?
Cat: Meow?
Atlas: Livian, take care of that cat, I have a world to conquer and I'm late because of that cat :angry:
Livian: But I already have that tachyon receiver driver that you gave me, it needs a complete rewrite! And we are still stuck in the tachyonic space anyway, so take care of the cat yourself, I'm busy.
Atlas: Grrrrr! :angry:

By the way Strange Wings, do I guess right if I say that your "Windows Media error" is in German?

[Strange Wings]

Originally posted by fafner+Sep 10 2005, 10:10 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fafner @ Sep 10 2005, 10:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Obviously the white angora cat purring on the faceless world conqueror's laps is a myth The cat will keep demanding the food ration of the day, and believe me, especially the one on my pic :wahah: She will eat the food in no time, then maybe vomit it as soon as no one is looking. If someone kept an eye and have her vomit in her plate, she will eventuelly re-eat the food/vomit :wacko: I just wonder how Atlas will do in such a situation ^_^

Atlas: "Look cat, I have borrowed you so you act as a world conqueror pet, not for you to eat, vomit and re-eat and re-vomit endlessly :angry: So act as written on the contract or I send you back for functional defect. Is it clear?
Cat: Meow?
Atlas: Livian, take care of that cat, I have a world to conquer and I'm late because of that cat :angry:
Livian: But I already have that tachyon receiver driver that you gave me, it needs a complete rewrite! And we are still stuck in the tachyonic space anyway, so take care of the cat yourself, I'm busy.
Atlas: Grrrrr! :angry:

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:wacko: Oooh, heck! You just mentioned those particular minor matters which are responsible for most of the usurpators' nervous breakdowns during their try to make the world a 'better' place. No conqueror in the entire universe might be able living together with a house cat displaying bad eating habits ALONG with a heavily emancipated girlfriend as well. If Atlas ever would have any nightmare: here's the prototype.
I think his omega factor device wouldn't take such a constant distress and would tilt downwards. <_< Well, at least there's a chance for Atlas to become a good robot in case his omega factor really might quit its task.

<!--QuoteBegin--fafner@Sep 10 2005, 10:10 PM
By the way Strange Wings, do I guess right if I say that your "Windows Media error" is in German? [/quote]
Hey, congrats! You have good eyes. I'm guessing the great amount of capital letters gave it away.

[DrFrag]

Originally posted by fafner+Sep 10 2005, 09:36 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fafner @ Sep 10 2005, 09:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Strange Wings@Sep 10 2005, 10:11 AM
#3:

Screen: [b]Windows Media Player does not support this file type...

Atlas: "I hate windows!! It isn't even compatible with my tachyon receiver!"[/b]

Atlas: That's it! I will format the hard drive and install GNU/Linux! And I will pay a visit to Microsoft's headquarters at Redmond using my newly implemented tachyon receiver driver :angry: OS wars have just begun :wahah:[/b][/quote]

Atlas visits Redmond.

[DrFrag]

"What the hell am I looking at here? When does this happen in the episode?"

[DrFrag]

"I told you never to call me on this wall! This is an unlisted wall!"

(thanks Strange Wings!

[DrFrag]

Atlas misprogrammes his VCR, accidentally recording 5 hours of Astro's house.

[DrFrag]

"Dum de dum de do ... Atlas you handsome devil!"

[Spiffy Knight]

Originally posted by DrFrag@Sep 11 2005, 01:47 PM

[b]"What the hell am I looking at here? When does this happen in the episode?" [/b]

Dark Helmet:What the Hell am I looking at?! When does this happen in the movie?!
Col. Sandurz: Now! You're looking at "now," sir. Everything that happens now is happening "now."
Dark Helmet: What happened to "then?"
Col. Sandurz: We passed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Col. Sandurz: Just now. We're at now "now."
Dark Helmet: Go back to "then."
Col. Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Col. Sandurz: Now?!
Dark Helmet: Now!
Col. Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Col. Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Col. Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will "then" be "now?"
Col. Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?
Spaceball: Sir!
Dark Helmet: What?
Spaceball: We've identified their location.
Dark Helmet: Where?
Spaceball: It's the moon of Vega.
Col. Sandurz: Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival.
Dark Helmet: When?
Spaceball: Nineteen-hundred hours.
Col. Sandurz: Buy high noon tomorrow they will be our prisoners.
Dark Helmet: Who?!

[DrFrag]

"So this is what it looks like outside."