The top ten uses for my lil sister Uran

[dannavy85]

Hi : ) Now from the funny side of my computer brain, my top ten list of uses for my little sister Uran.

10. Throw her in front of Atlas as a distraction. Her constant nagging will make his head explode.

9. Cute-all blocking device so Professor Pompus can't see me ditching class for ice cream.

8. Bribery poster if I ever want another dog. Her innocent tear jerking cute looks will make sure I get that big St. Bernard that I want.

7. "Show you something" distractor. She'll come in handy pushing something into Reno's hands so he doesn't see my next practical joke.

6. "Mercy Machine" She can cry and speak on my behalf so I can avoid a future spanking. Huh? Well since I can't feel pain that might not work.

5.Enemy Kitchen trasher chaff bucket. If I need to distract an enemy, I'll send her into the kitchen : )

4. Disney line breaker autograph object. Since she's so well known for her diobolical sweetness, I'll plant sis at Tokyo Disneyworld so me and my friends can cut the lines to the rides!

3. Front gate "Mister I'm lost" disruption play. While she's crying to the front gate guard, I'll slip in and trash the place!

2. Evil robot feelings subduer. Next time I face a 50 foot tall monster robot that wants me as a favorite chew toy, all I have to do is send Uran to hopelessly screw up his decission and feelings chips and turn him into a serious pansey.

1. Fear chaser pillow. For those time where even I might wet my pants? There's always the cuddling love and support of my sweet sister. : )XXX.

Aint I such a cool older brother?