Sargent Deutadi walked from his police cruiser over to where Astro was moving park equipment around and stood looking over the mess and spray painted graffiti.
"Let me guess...Bozo?"
Astro stopped and held a children's merry go round in his hands. "What else! Sigh...why do they do such things Sarge? I mean what do kids have to do with these idiots? Can't they build a place for these guys so they can spend their time trashing it as they wish and leave others alone?"
"Well..." Dautadi thought as he scratched his head. "We really can't do anything unless we catch em stone cold with the paint in their hands kid. And threats of force don't work on them."
Astro put the merry go round down and smiled. "How about torture? humilliation? Ever seen a bunch of Bozos wearing dresses?"
Deutadi cocked his head and smirked. "You better be sure it's all legal Astro. You know how dangerously you like to skirt the line."
Astro waved a hand confidently. "Trust me...I'm an expert at teaching shame."
