Fan Fiction: The Great Panic

[dannavy85]

The Reserve Exchange Building

“Get it you weak spine jelly fish! Get in there and put a wrench to him! Argh!” The tux wearing weeble threw two of his goons into the darkened security room only to see them flying out hog tied with their shoe laces into the truck beyond. The fat man snarled as he popped open an umbrella. “Don’t think I’ll be just as weak you plastic persona of a pre-school pickle!”

Astro came walking out flexing his fingers. “And here I thought Skunk might have had a sudden rash of brain power. I heard of you from the television but I never thought I’d get to meet a real genius of a criminal like the Penguin. Your alien invasion was fantastic! Our Skunk would have taken a decade to do that! You had the whole city scared, I’m very impressed.”

The Penguin stood for a moment in admiration. “Well…how nice of you to be so… complimentary!”

The Penguin attempted to flick the switch on his umbrella handle but found it suddenly chopped off by a well aimed finger beam. “Don’t think I’d be so gullible.” Astro said smirking. “Tell me? Do you like Klondike Bars?”

Metro City Police Station

“THIS IS AN INSULT! MARK MY WORDS YOU BRATTY BIG MOUTH BUCKET OF RUSTED BOLTS! YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAST OF THE PENGUIN! I’LL GET YOU!”

Astro stood off in an ally way watching the police having a hard time with his latest criminal delivery. Atlas sat on a pile of boxes shaking his head. “Molasses, feathers, Ice cream, syrup and a ton of granola bar? You’re weird.”

“Hey!” Astro replied smiling. “I call it sweet rehabilitation. Problem is? Skunk hasn’t gotten the message of it yet.”

Atlas huffed. “And all this time all the humans had to do was send out a helicopter and get the real story. Shows how stupid they really are.”

Astro turned and smirked. “Perhaps some day you’ll accept the idea that we’re not so perfect. After all you were hiding in a closet with your stuffed teddy bear…but I won’t tell anyone I promise.”

Atlas snarled, stood up and got nose to nose with Astro. “This….ice cream you always talk about? Is it really something to enjoy?”

“You’ll never know till you accept my invitations.” Astro said smiling.

“You tell anyone about this? And I’ll crush you.” Atlas said as he wrapped an arm around Astro’s shoulder. “Oh yeah? What are….”Jimmies?”

The end

[jeffbert]

Cool! a villain from Gotham city darkens Metro City. I would like to see Atom Vs. Lex Luthor, or as teams:

Atom, Super Chicken, Touché Turtle, & Space Ghost

Vs.

The Predator, Lex Luthor, Yellow Pinky, & Brainiac.

[Latu]

I might read this sometime soon, it sounds interesting. Maybe when I have some more free time in the day.