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Discrimination!
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2025 6:29 pm
by Cweamby
I was just reading an article about how they made Astro Boy a Japanese citizen. So why didn't they do the same for Godzilla? That's discrimination!
Just kidding, of course!
Re: Discrimination!
Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2025 4:18 pm
by fafner
Godzilla has entered Japanese territory without using any registered transport. He's stil stranded trying to fill immigration paperwork. The problem is that this procedure wasn't thought for creatures with 2-meters claws instead of fingers. Not to mention occasional radiations that degrade ink and papers.
Re: Discrimination!
Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2025 6:26 pm
by Tetsuwan Penguin
Atom was "born" in Japan, so he would be a citizen without any legal issues. Godzilla was an illegal alien.
Re: Discrimination!
Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2025 1:34 am
by DrFrag
fafner wrote:The problem is that this procedure wasn't thought for creatures with 2-meters claws instead of fingers.
He can't hold the hanko stamp.
Re: Discrimination!
Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2025 2:03 am
by Cweamby
Those are good answers. But like I said, I was just kidding.
I wonder if there's any comic or cartoon character who deserves AMERICAN citizenship? Not that it will ever happen!
Re: Discrimination!
Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2025 2:25 pm
by Tetsuwan Penguin
Micky Mouse? Popeye (war hero)?
Re: Discrimination!
Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2025 5:18 pm
by Cweamby
How about Uncle Scrooge?