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You know those "Facts about Chuck Norris" that depict Chuck Norris as some sort of martial arts GOD!!??
(for those who don't know, Chuck Norris is a Martial Artist and friend of Bruce Lee that starred in "Walker: Texas Ranger." Over the years people had made "facts" about him. Check out http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
But anyway, I thought it'd be funny if we did the same thing with Astro Boy. For example...
"When Astro Boy does push ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the whole world down."
"Astro Boy once went to a Burger King and ordered a Big Mac... and got one"
"In the fight between Superman and Goku, Astro Boy wins. Peroid!"
"When Astro Boy plays Portal he GETS the cake"
"Astro Boy can play Portal WITHOUT using portals"
"When Japan is asked what their secret weapon against terrorists is, they simply respond "Astro Boy."

Could be a fun idea, although I would hate to see anyone just changing the name in one from Chuck to Astro. Hopefully I can think of a least a couple. I'll have a think while I work today (boring job with lots of idle thinking time)

"Astro Boy's bedtime is at 9:00 pm because the sun refuses the rise until he's asleep"

Alright, how about we change the theme? Instead of going on about how tough he is, we talk about how cute he is.

"When children want something they give "The Bambi eyes." When Bambi wants something, he gives the "Astro boy eyes."

Haha, I like that idea! How about:


"When Astro flies, he actually doesn't move at all; it's time and space that moves for him."

"When Astro is laughing, he doesn't just emit sound; he controlls the whole world's balance of Yin and Yang."

"When Astro looks at us like that,:

...he is right even when he is wrong."

LOL Those are good the last one is so true. He could be charged for murder, standing over the dead body and holding the blood soaked knife but if he gave me that look I'd be like "AAAWW! OF COURSE HE DIDN'T DO IT!!"

Haha, I like this, ^___^

And Cute Astro boy is Cute.

"There is cute. There is kawaii. And then, there is Astro Boy."

"Strange Wings" wrote:Haha, I like that idea! How about:


"When Astro flies, he actually doesn't move at all; it's time and space that moves for him."

"When Astro is laughing, he doesn't just emit sound; he controlls the whole world's balance of Yin and Yang."

"When Astro looks at us like that,:

...he is right even when he is wrong."

awwww ATOMU!!!!!!!!!!!! CUTIE!!! UH...i-i-i-i....um...uh...he's cute...i feel so stupid now...nyan...