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Memo to Astro

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 2:13 pm
by dannavy85
INSTITUTE OF SCIENCE
102-34 Shikoku, New Shinjuku

From: Reno
To: Astro

Subj: Reminder of rocket economy.

Hey Buddy,

I got a call this morning from the Doc, he wanted me to remind you that your rocket legs cost quite a bundle of Yen to maintain. Yesterday's downloaded information shows you did quite a ton of flying around with Uran doing shopping at the Ginza. Uh....not really the best thing to do when you have a bike, the trains, the buses and a good set of feet.

I also have to ask how in the word those twigs got stuck in the ventry outlets, did you climb a tree or crash into one?

Just to mention, the usual service cost for your rockets every 200 flight hours is roughly 50,000 Yen and no we can't up your allowance to cover it.

Oh yeah...just how did that mess of a cheese and ten toppings pizza get fouled in your arm cannon again? The Doc can't stop laughing.

Well that's all, just don't get caught drag racing Atlas over Haneda Airport again and we'll get along just fine.

Reno

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:30 pm
by Dragonrider1227
ROFLMAO That's pretty funny

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:03 pm
by Reno
Oh wow :w00t:

Poor Astro, can't have any fun lol.

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:13 pm
by Astro Forever
Oh, you just took all the fun we had watching Astro fly. :cry:

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:07 am
by Uran-chan
Wow.for a second there i thought the one who write that is reno real reno
you got me believe there for an hour :D

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 11:53 am
by Strange Wings
What personally concerns me more than the maintaining costs of Astro's jetlegs is their emission of radioactivity. I wonder how the WEF would classify the emission rate of Astro's jets. I strongly suggest an energy-cassette-charge for Astro according to the common CO2-charge. :D

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:18 pm
by dannavy85
I strongly suggest an energy-cassette-charge for Astro according to the common CO2-charge.

ugh....those carbon credits.

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Memo

To: Reno
From: Astro

Subj: That Pizza

Hey : )

Uh....on that pizza thing. Imagine if you will me just minding my own innocent business just walking through the Ginza with this desire or whatever for a pizza. Imagine if you will me suddenly coming face to face with an out of control bus while holding sed pizza. Imagine I had to make a choice, throw it away or catch the bus in hand. Now imagine that the hand I used was...well let's just say I don't know how that happened?

(scratching head)

As for the flying business, since you don't have have a little Sis to tow you wouldn't understand what it's like.

BTW...What about my allowance?

Astro

P.S. When they make clothes that don't burn, rip or get blasted off my body then I'll consider an allowance cut a good option.

Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 1:47 am
by Dragonrider1227
"Strange Wings" wrote:What personally concerns me more than the maintaining costs of Astro's jetlegs is their emission of radioactivity. I wonder how the WEF would classify the emission rate of Astro's jets. I strongly suggest an energy-cassette-charge for Astro according to the common CO2-charge. :D


That's why he's powered by "Blue Energy" now :cool: