Keep cool stoogefreaky, take me as an example when the computer don't want to bend on my will... err... no, not a good idea
Ya heap o' junk, will ya do what I wanna you to do?

<start punching the screen like crazy>
By the way, did you notice that all people being driven crazy by a computer will most often target the screen? Strange, as the screen has nothing to do with the problem (well, most of the time). The white box on its side (or on the ground) is the real culprit, but no one will ever target it

I am no exception by the way
For a good way to take care of a computer,
try this :d evil:
The real sign that someone has become a fanatic is that he completely loses his sense of humor about some important facet of his life. When humor goes, it means he's lost his perspective.
Wedge Antilles
Star Wars - Exile