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[fafner]

Fauna, this is a typical mail with random-generated content to bypass spam detectors. They generate the message in a way that most spam-detectors won't be able to tell it apart from genuine text, and then they attach a "little something" Obviously, the spam wasn't detected, but the virus itself was

[Fauna]

Really? I had suspected as much.

I also got a new one:

Àêòóàëüíûå ñõåìû îïðòèìèçàöèè íàëîãîâ â 2008 ãîäà.

Íàëîãîâîå ïëàíèðîâàíèå â ðàìêàõ äåéñòâóþùåãî çàêîíîäàòåëüñòâà Ðîññèè.

Óíèêàëüíûé èíôîðìàöèîííî-àíàëèòè÷åñêèé ìàòåðèàë íà 480 ñòðàíèöàõ.
(êíèãà + ÑD)

«Îïòèìèçàöèÿ çàðïëàòíûõ íàëîãîâ»
40 ñõåì + 60 ôîðì = 100 % Èíôîðìàöèè

Ïîäðîáíîå îïèñàíèå 40 ñõåì îïòèìèçàöèè íàëîãîâ â êîìëåêòå
ñ îáðàçöàìè äîêóìåíòîâ (íà CD äèñêå , ñîïðîâîæäàþùèõ ðåàëèçàöèþ
îïèñàííûõ ñõåì.

Àâòîð – èçâåñòíûé íàëîãîâûé àäâîêàò

Äîïîëíèòåëüíàÿ èíôîðìàöèÿ è çàêàç íà ñàéòå http://----.--/
Çÿâêè òàêæå ïðèíèìàåì ïî ôàêñó /495/ 85-10-69
Ñïðàâêè ïî òåëåôîíó /495/ 585-10-68

UPDATE
Do not call those numbers.

[tonigirl1000]

Love that "Someones in a Bad Mood", please it can't be Astroboy and Uran, they are too adorable and sweet. thanks and hugs

[Denkou]

Do not ask about the context.
But you wanted amusing so here, dammit. A snippet from my latest conversation.
Oh BTW, I don't know if she wants me mentioning her name or not, so I edited it out. I also edited the text slightly so it would make a bit more sense... And to eliminate spoilers.

You can Y!M me if you want, I don't care. I listed my name.


Warning: Contains slight sexual references.
One unintentional, but then a joke at the end.

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megsatlas: Ah, that would make sense! And naturally, Roc would be surprised, but he would likely taunt Daichi. Sooner or later, there's a scene when he has Atlas in a vulnerable position and tells him he was really the one who committed the crime.

????????: ....

????????: oh god

????????: did you know what you just did to me?

????????: giving me another slash couple to think about lol

megsatlas: Are you serious? Damn, I see, now! XD

????????: he has Atlas in a vulnerable position <<<

megsatlas: It's only rape if you don't want it. And you know he does.

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WHATCRACKSHIPISTHIS?IMUSTKNOW! *throwschairsandfoamsatthemouth*

[tonigirl1000]

Thanks, i hope they have that " Someones In A Bad Mood" in the movie. Of course Astroboy and Uran are so sweet and adorable, that will take a great acting job for them to pretend to be angry at each other. Uran is so sweet and Astroboy so adorable and noble, hugs.

[Denkou]

>.>
HE BROKE THE CYCLE! DX

The Magical Blue Fluffy Cupcake says:
HOLYMOOF!
Alec says:
HOLYCROW!
The Magical Blue Fluffy Cupcake says:
HOLYPLEEP!
Alec says:
HOLYGRAIL!
Alec says:
Or do they call them "grale"?
Alec says:
Hm.
The Magical Blue Fluffy Cupcake says:
....
The Magical Blue Fluffy Cupcake says:
YOUKILLEDTHEHOLYCYCLE!
Alec says:
I'M SORRY. DX
Alec says:
-HIDES IN CORNER-
Alec says:
-EMO-
The Magical Blue Fluffy Cupcake says:
IWILLKEELJOO!
The Magical Blue Fluffy Cupcake says:
xO
Alec says:
THAT IS UNKIND.
The Magical Blue Fluffy Cupcake says:
*murderdeathkeelattackles*
The Magical Blue Fluffy Cupcake says:
<3
The Magical Blue Fluffy Cupcake says:
=D
The Magical Blue Fluffy Cupcake says:
*ish a happeh cupcake*

SOME TIME LATER...

Alec says:
Yay? XD
The Magical Blue Fluffy Cupcake says:
YES IS YAY!
Alec says:
YAY! XD
The Magical Blue Fluffy Cupcake says:
*ISH A HAPPEH CUPCAKE ONCE MOAR*
Alec says:
-IS HAPPEH AS WELL-
The Magical Blue Fluffy Cupcake says:
*TEETH HURTZ*
Alec says:
WHAI?
The Magical Blue Fluffy Cupcake says:
YOU BROKED THEM!
Alec says:
...<< I'm sorry?
The Magical Blue Fluffy Cupcake says:
>.< *ATTACKZ*
Alec says:
-Bleeds-
The Magical Blue Fluffy Cupcake says:
*drinks blood*
The Magical Blue Fluffy Cupcake says:
...

YESH I AM A VAMPIRAH! >D

[tonigirl1000]

How can someone ever imagine Astroboy and Uran not being sweet, they are so adorable and cute and so heroic. Thanks and hugs

[Denkou]

How can someone ever imagine Astroboy and Uran not being sweet, they are so adorable and cute and so heroic. Thanks and hugs

>.>
...
...
...
THEY STOLE MAH HAT! Dx

[tonigirl1000]

Please, it couldn't be them, they are so sweet and nice, thanks and hugs.

[Denkou]

I SAW THEM STEAL IT, THEY STOLE IT RIGHT OFF MAH HEAD, AND ASTRO WAS LAUGHING AND ZORAN WAS STICKING HER TONGUE OUT AT MEH.