Postby dannavy85 » 15 years ago
What Astro would say now...51 days after the spill started.
Good evening,
I guess I don't need to understand how many people around the world are feeling at the moment about this terrible accident in the gulf of Mexico.
Anyone who knows me, knows how much I admire humans. Even in the worst of times, humans have the capacity to surprise. When you set your minds and hearts to do something, you do the most wonderful things.
At first I decided to wait and allow the gift humans express so well to fix this bad situation. Boy did I get the shock in my circuits.
More often than not in the past 51 days, I heard more complaining and finger pointing than action. As important humans and humans with importance threw insults, tantrums and blame at each other....the oil continued to bleed.
I now realize, much to my regret, that I waited too long to act. And so, to my friends and those who've needed honest and real action...I'm coming.
This is what I plan to do...
1. Dive 5000 feet to the ocean floor.
2. Pull up a 20 foot section of that stupid pipe.
3. Tie that sucker into a pretzel.
4. Go home and wash the gunk off.
What do I want? Well.....for starters I want a whole day at Baskins Robins with all 31 flavors bought and paid for so I can wolf down the biggest hot fudge, banana boat Sundae ever created.
I want the CEO of BP to face trial at the Hauge for crimes akin to that of a war criminal. You don't fudge records, have no back up plan, allow such a disaster to happen then try blowing it off by acting like the Geico Gecko.
I want people of authority to stop pointing fingers and start doing what they should have done in the first place. Clean up the mess.
Now...I could clean up the oil too but those of you with authority will not like the bill I'll send to you when this is done and no it won't just be for another free ice cream splurge....1 million horsepower doesn't come cheep.
And don't look at my face and try to sweet talk me...like many other people in the world even I have my limits when I see oil covered birds, dying dolphins and people who are about to lose their right to a meaningful life because some humans chose to bicker as the oil flowed.
Get it cleaned up or I'll do it for you and you'll regret it.
Sincerly yours
Astro Tenma
"You guys have some serious Mommy issues."