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So the other day someone sent me a youtube commentary video of someone playing a game called "QWOP." This is a free web game, this also one of the most difficult things I have ever tried to do. You are Qwop, you have no bones or cartilage and you have to control this runner to the track. Q and W keys control the Thighs and O and P keys control the the Calves.

Here is a link to the game QWOP. I cannot get very far or let alone get to the right stance. If anyone here on this forum can do this than the gods must smile upon your existence. I swear, this is the most difficult game I have ever seen.

If anyone can get really far. Please let me know.

Ouch, I didn't do very well! I made a little more and a meter at the first try, didn't pass the line at the second and went backward on the third (-0.4m!). I think I'm going to stop there or I'll break something.

I likethis one better. It's more intuitive. You can truly perform skills. (For those who try it, be patient, there is now a long ad and you have to wait until the "play" button at the bottom right changes color).

Ahahahahaha, I believe we both watched the same commentary (...There's only one I can think of). Probably the funniest thing I've ever seen.

I played the game an unfortunate amount of times (What am I doing with my life?) and can give some advice. Before you start, wait for him to lean forward, then press W+O for the first step, quickly tap O, and then for the second step press Q+P, and then quickly tap W, etc. etc.

But yeah, it's still pretty much impossible.

I got 2.4, and a lot of headakes, this guy just gets bent into all sorts fo funney positions.

Ladies and gentleman: 52.1 meters! Too bad, there was an obstacle at 50 meters and it threw me down

OMG!! That is TOUGH -- fafner, I am REALLY impressed!!

"fafner" wrote:Ladies and gentleman: 52.1 meters! Too bad, there was an obstacle at 50 meters and it threw me down

Holy crap! Are you even human? I don't know anyone that can get the guy into the proper running stance, let alone make it 10 meters.

EDIT: Wow, I think I broke my record 3.6 meters. Fafner must be a robot or an alien.

"fafner" wrote:Ladies and gentleman: 52.1 meters! Too bad, there was an obstacle at 50 meters and it threw me down

I demand visual evidence of this! XD

I keep making him falling over and doing the splits, so funny!

Edit: Bwahaha I made it 53.2 meters! Although I was really just hobbling along on one knee and one leg forward. ^____^; that counts as running right?

"fafner" wrote:Ladies and gentleman: 52.1 meters! Too bad, there was an obstacle at 50 meters and it threw me down

You are a hero! Do you want to try gymnastics now?

I've made it to like 6 or 8 meters, then I had enough.

Alittleacorn, congratulations to you too! Yes, I would think that counts. That's how I did it at least. Does anyone has a better technique?

OMG DXXXXX UG! That Difficult,But strangly Fun.I got 6.9 meters but i mostly crawled the whole way.

*Picks up computer monitor and chunks out window*