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Random silly Chuck Norris facts.
Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 5:58 pm
by Anime Girl
I think every forum needs to have a thread where they give their own Chuck Norris facts. Here's a few of mine, and if you know any more, you can give some.
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift a 3000 ton safe, with HIMSELF in it.
There used to be a Chuck Norris Street in New York, but a week later they changed the name because some very weird bad stuff was happening.
There's no such thing as evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allowded to live.
(This one I stole from Family Guy) They say that Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard, it's just another fist!
(My math teacher told me this one) Chuck Norris can divide by zero! (It's supposed to be impossible to divide by zero, as far as I been told.)
Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 8:33 pm
by fafner
Dividing by zero would potentially give any number in existence. Fits well for him
What about this one? Chuck Norris can create a rock so heavy that he himself can't lift it. Or can't he?
Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 11:11 pm
by Anime Girl
"fafner" wrote:Dividing by zero would potentially give any number in existence. Fits well for him
What about this one? Chuck Norris can create a rock so heavy that he himself can't lift it. Or can't he?
LOL! XD
Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 6:53 pm
by Strange Wings
- When Chuck Norris jumps in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
- When chuck norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the earth down.
Poor guy!
Meanwhile he must be sick & tired about his own facts.
Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 12:25 am
by Astro Forever
I found it a bit strange when one of my collegues kept coming up with new Chuck Norris jokes.
It's just with this thread that I realized that this is actually a worldwide trend, and not even only in North America!
I tried to find out where that came from. According to wikipedia, he is not offended and finds some of them funny! Good for him!
He's going to live a longer life!
Too bad I didn't listen more closely to my collegue because I could fill up this thread! Or perhaps not, some of them I believe I would never dare typing!
Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 10:00 pm
by atoms_gf
-In the morning Chuck Norris eats crayons and in the night he poops out master pieces.
(i just had to add this one, it was the only could remember out of all of the ones my friend rambles about)
Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 11:49 pm
by Anime Girl
"atoms_gf" wrote:-In the morning Chuck Norris eats crayons and in the night he poops out master pieces.
(i just had to add this one, it was the only could remember out of all of the ones my friend rambles about)
LOL! OH MAI GAWD!
Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 12:08 am
by Novacain
"atoms_gf" wrote:-In the morning Chuck Norris eats crayons and in the night he poops out master pieces.
That's pretty funny!
Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 12:56 am
by DJaxs312
Me: He has a fist in his beard and a snake in his...
Mom: HONEY! DINNER'S READY!
Me: Ooooo! DINNER!!!
King: DINNER MAH BOI!
Me: SHUT UP!
Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 1:28 pm
by Anime Girl
Here's a couple more I found.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares em down and forces information from them.
Chuck Norris only uses a stunt double for crying scenes.