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Jokes...
Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 1:42 am
by DJaxs312
Mom: Open your present!
Kid: Ok!
(Kid open's his present)
Kid: It's a box. It has a X on it.
Mom: Now spin it around until you see the X again.
(Kid spins it.)
Mom: You've got yourself an Xbox 360!
Kid: -_-'
Tell a joke.
(No sexual & strong language.)
Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 5:49 am
by MightyAstro
KNOCK KNOCK
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
There there. No need to cry. It's only a joke.
Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 3:32 pm
by InsaneAstroBoyLover
- Guess What?
- What?
- Im wasting your time.
Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 3:55 pm
by Alittleacorn
Astro: Do I, really have to tell a joke?
Cora: Yes
Astro: But I-I don't know any!
Cora: Then play it cool, come on! I'm sure you're a natural, think of something!
Astro: Erm......knock knock
Cora: -_-...Who's there?
Astro: The...Peace...keeper?
Cora:........>_< Shut, the heck up.
Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 4:45 pm
by Astro Boy2866
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ach
Ach who?
Bless you
Heh
Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 5:35 pm
by DJaxs312
"Astro Boy2866" wrote:Knock knock
Who's there?
Ach
Ach who?
Bless you
XD lol
Aww man! :(
Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 5:37 pm
by DJaxs312
"InsaneAstroBoyLover" wrote: - Guess What?
- What?
- Im wasting your time.
It was supposed to me chicken butt. -_-' lol
lol :)
Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 5:44 pm
by DJaxs312
"Alittleacorn" wrote:Astro: Do I, really have to tell a joke?
Cora: Yes
Astro: But I-I don't know any!
Cora: Then play it cool, come on! I'm sure you're a natural, think of something!
Astro: Erm......knock knock
Cora: -_-...Who's there?
Astro: The...Peace...keeper?
Cora:........>_< Shut, the heck up.
That was funny. XD
Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 7:16 pm
by The Tawashi Bus Hat
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 7:17 pm
by The Tawashi Bus Hat
Oh wait, got another one:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.
“And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,
Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.
But what does it tell you, Holmes?”
Holmes is silent for a moment.
“Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”