YOUR MOST HATED FOOD
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 9:49 pm
I could go on nearly forever listing all the things that I hate, but a few general ideas works best:
I hate:
I demand that lexicographers invent a proper word that has the same meaning about flavor as stench is to odor.
(X / flavor) = (stench / odor)
My mom could not paddle me enough to pursaude me to eat things that I considered icky. She had a defective tactic of giving me 5 minutes to eat that whatever it was, during which time I just anticipated how horrible it was going to be if I should put it in my mouth. 5 minutes of hell; how many times I suffered a fate worse than death, without even opening my mouth.
But I won the war!
Or, did I?
Seriously, my hatred or fear of foul flavors keeps me from even trying new things. The memory of my trying to spit out the offending substance keeps me from risking new things or giving old things a 2nd chance. I never learned to like anything that was offensive the 1st time.
So here I am, one of the oldest members here, & I have just confessed my weakness.
I hate:
- cooked green vegetables
, except green peppers on pizza.
- Any dark green veggie
- Just about any other vegetable you care to name
.
- stew, soup, etc.
- most fruits
, except watermelon, red apples, cantaloupe, grape juice.
I demand that lexicographers invent a proper word that has the same meaning about flavor as stench is to odor.

(X / flavor) = (stench / odor)
My mom could not paddle me enough to pursaude me to eat things that I considered icky. She had a defective tactic of giving me 5 minutes to eat that whatever it was, during which time I just anticipated how horrible it was going to be if I should put it in my mouth. 5 minutes of hell; how many times I suffered a fate worse than death, without even opening my mouth.


Seriously, my hatred or fear of foul flavors keeps me from even trying new things. The memory of my trying to spit out the offending substance keeps me from risking new things or giving old things a 2nd chance. I never learned to like anything that was offensive the 1st time.

So here I am, one of the oldest members here, & I have just confessed my weakness.
