How was YOUR Father's Day?
Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 12:06 am
Father's Day isn't usually a big day in my book, but I have a story to share. My parents have been divorced for 20 years, and my Dad lives in another state. So yesterday my sisters and I took my mother out for sushi. Mom rode with me alone on the way home. Even after all these years my mothers favorite topic is complaining about my father.
"Your father's side of the family is bats**t crazy." My mom says.
What she says next has me calling up my dad as soon as I got home.
"You and grandpa built Tesla coils in the basement to scare grandma?!" I screamed.
"Yep." Dad says. "Jacobs ladders too. Do you know what those are?"
"Yes, dad, I know what those are. So you're telling me you had a mad scientist lab in the basement?"
I hear my dad take a long drink. Probably something with vodka in it.
"Kids didn't have much to do back then. We had to make our own toys. We'd make racecars out of oatmeal boxes and rubberbands. Heck, I made radio and TV transmitters so when the neighbors started blaring their awful music I could broadcast the Beatles on every station so I didn't have to listen to it. Screwed with their TV reception too. I could see them beating on the box from my bedroom. Drove them crazy."
"So why didn't you teach me any of this dad?"
Dad was quiet a moment. Then:
"You had girl scouts and softball....."
"Those didn't exactly teach me any real-world skillsets dad."
My dad is so cool.
And that's where I get my evil from.
Isn't it crazy some of the things you learn about your parents?
Anyone else want to share their day or any awesome dad stories? I know I'm not the only one.
"Your father's side of the family is bats**t crazy." My mom says.
What she says next has me calling up my dad as soon as I got home.
"You and grandpa built Tesla coils in the basement to scare grandma?!" I screamed.
"Yep." Dad says. "Jacobs ladders too. Do you know what those are?"
"Yes, dad, I know what those are. So you're telling me you had a mad scientist lab in the basement?"
I hear my dad take a long drink. Probably something with vodka in it.
"Kids didn't have much to do back then. We had to make our own toys. We'd make racecars out of oatmeal boxes and rubberbands. Heck, I made radio and TV transmitters so when the neighbors started blaring their awful music I could broadcast the Beatles on every station so I didn't have to listen to it. Screwed with their TV reception too. I could see them beating on the box from my bedroom. Drove them crazy."
"So why didn't you teach me any of this dad?"
Dad was quiet a moment. Then:
"You had girl scouts and softball....."
"Those didn't exactly teach me any real-world skillsets dad."
My dad is so cool.
And that's where I get my evil from.
Isn't it crazy some of the things you learn about your parents?
Anyone else want to share their day or any awesome dad stories? I know I'm not the only one.