CHRISTMAS songs for the depressed folks
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 6:58 pm
Ugloff the Ugly Reindeer
Oh, Ugloff the Ugly Reindeer,
--reindeer
had a very ugly snout
--snout
And if you ever saw it
--saw it
You would agree, no doubt
--no doubt
All of the other reindeer
--reindeer
enjoyed diminishing his self-esteem
--esteem
They were never nice to Ugloff
--Ugloff
They were always mean
--mean
Then, one ugly Xmas Eve,
--eve
Krampus came to say,
--say
Ugloff, with your face such a blight,
--blight
you will take the lead tonight!
--tonight
Then all the other reindeer,
--reindeer
shouted threats, dont you know?
--know
Ugloff the Ugly Reindeer
--reindeer
Youll go down in quicksnow!
[font="]-quicksnow!
[FONT="] I had to find some way to kill time[FONT="]! 
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