I have a suggestion, though. The snack vendor should be hawking his food as Dr. O addresses him:
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Snack V: Albatross, ALBATROSS!
Dr. O: Excuse me--
Man: Do you get wafers w' it?
SV: Of course ya don't get wafers w' it, it's a bloody albatross! -- Albatross, Albatross!
Dr O: Excuse me--
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Sorry, I could not help myself!

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