Jokes!

[Little Brown Fox]

Awr, these are cute! :3 I'm not feeling well right now, so these kind of cheer me up a little bit.

[Little Brown Fox]

Okay, I've got one... a really lame one, too! Here goes...

A man walks into a bar...


And says...


"Ow!"

[Anime Girl]

Why do whales swim in salt water? Because pepper water would make them sneeze!

[Little Brown Fox]

Okay, this one is a bit childish... and the subject matter is a bit worrisome, but...

What kind of bee makes milk?


Boo-bees! Geddit?

[Shiyonasan]

A redneck joke:

You know you're a redneck when you stare at an orange juice container because it says "Concentrate".

[diehard67]

here is some funny ones I made a long time ago.

http://www.diehard67.ca/computergeekjokes.htm

how to tell if you are a computer geek.

1. if you get excited over getting a poster from vmware, (like I did), you might be a computer geek.

2. if you feel actual emotional pain when your computer crashes, you might be a computer geek.

3. if you proudly hang your vmware poster on the wall in your bedroom, you might be a computer geek.

4. if you sing to your self about the new video card you are in the process of installing, you might be a computer geek.

5. if you design and build your own fan controller, (see the northwind 2), you might be a computer geek.

6. if you excitedly install and tryout a new photo printer, you might be a computer geek.

7. if you feel grate pleasure at getting better picture quality from your tv tuner with third party software then with the bundled software, you might be a computer geek.

8. if you come home from the computer store smiling from ear to ear and giddy with excitement to install the new cpu cooler you bought, you might be a computer geek.

9. if you excitedly take new pictures of the inside of your computer after preforming some upgrades, and plan to use the pictures to make a new background for your website, you might be a computer geek.

10. if you are practically dancing and singing after your website is posted to your newly registered domain name, you might be a computer geek.

so are you a computer geek????

[Anime Girl]

If you are an anime nerd...

You know of any obscure anime series that many people wouldn't know about.

You own at least one original Japanese anime item (like a toy or something)

You have cosplayed as an anime character at least once in your life.

If you know how to sing at least one anime theme song, all the way threw and in Japanese.

If you answered yes to any one of these, you are indeed an anime nerd. I am! And I'm not ashamed of it.

[fafner]

Some time ago, I had found a test about being an obsessive Wikipedia editor. I can't remember the questions, but there were a few funny ones:
- If during the night you dream that you edit Wikipedia pages, add 1 point.
- If when waking up you curse about the edits you dreamt of and have to do again, add 10 points.
- If you find out that the edits were done indeed, add 100 points.

[Astro Forever]

2. if you feel actual emotional pain when your computer crashes, you might be a computer geek.

Oh I had a pretty bad weekend in that respect last weekend. :d oh: But I didn't care for the computer itself so much as for what I needed to do with it!

3. if you proudly hang your vmware poster on the wall in your bedroom, you might be a computer geek.

I have a few bad memories associated with that. Does that make me a geek or an anti geek?

I doubt I'm a geek, but funny list anyway!

[diehard67]

Quote:
Originally Posted by diehard67
3. if you proudly hang your vmware poster on the wall in your bedroom, you might be a computer geek.

I have a few bad memories associated with that. Does that make me a geek or an anti geek?

in-order to determine that I would need to here about the memories??????????