Paparazzi

[Astronomical girl]

XD fangirlphobia

[Androids101]

This is Channel 19 news, with Sally Jordan.

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen or is it gentlemen or ladies or whatever! No time! Just in, breaking news! A mass disease has spread across the country, with catastrophic results! It FANGIRLPHOBIA! Yes, you heard right! Millions of people have been diagnosed with this disease, even ROBOTS!! There is no antivirus - and no cure. We now cross to our field reporter George, who's live on the scene.
"Good afternoon, George".
"Good afternoon, Sally. As you can see, people are now afraid of fangirls and fangirls are afraid of themselves! Here's Doctor O'Shay from the Ministry of Science, who might provide some light in this matter.
"Doctor O'Shay, has there been a breakthrough?"
"I'm afraid not. And please, call me Doctor BigNose"
More news after the ad break.

Ad 1:
Every 3 seconds a child is seriously injured from overexposure to fangirls. THIS IS GOTTEN OUT OF CONTROL! Please stop donating to the cancer foundation and instead donate to the fangirlphobia foundation. Even 1 cent can help save a child's life!

Ad 2:
Sorry, but due to this phobia a mass bankruptcy has started. Every single person is bankrupt, so there would be no more ads. Or news. Goodnight. This is Sally Jordan, logging off. Stay calm. Inspector Tawashi is now looking into this matter.

[Astronomical girl]

here's a cent

[Androids101]

Thank you. Thank you so much. Every cent helps to find a cure for this unpleasant disease

[Astronomical girl]

[Androids101]

If boys like me get the disease then atom would come and the people would be scared for the phobia of astro.

[Astronomical girl]

astronophobia

[Androids101]

Haha

[Astronomical girl]

whats worse? Tenmaphobia but i think you'd be insane to be cured

[Androids101]

But osamutezukaphobia is good.