Random silly Chuck Norris facts.

[Alittleacorn]

Okay I seriously gotta know, who IS Chuck Norris? my friend Andy keeps making jokes about him all the time and I've never seen him anywhere.

[Unhurdof]

@ Alittleacorn: Chuck Norris is a world renown American martial artist, and karate-champion-turned-actor, like Bruce Lee, or much the same way Arnold Schwarzenegger is a bodybuilding-champion-turned-actor (before becoming American governor ). Chuck Norris made his acting debut in Bruce Lee's "Way of the Dragon" and is probably the only person to fight Bruce Lee who might've actually stood a chance. That in and of itself might be where his legend was born, because Lee also personally asked him to do the film.



(Norris is on the left in the lovely sweatervest)


Video : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfGiIg8kHbw




@ Astro Forever:

In my case the problem isn't with Lays, but Pringles... :d oh:

That's great, Astro Forever. I love them too. In fact, and very few people know this, but Chuck Norris is actually the reason the man on the Pringles™ can has no body. But as I mentioned, very few people know that.






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[Androids101]

- When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up...he pushes the earth down.

- Chuck Norris is so fast he can turn the light off and go to bed before it gets dark.

- It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes.

- Chuck Norris is bloodtype AK-47.

- Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

- Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at a KFC, and got one.

- Chuck Norris has been banned from the Guiness World Book of Records.

- Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 10 people...then the grenade exploded.

- Chuck Norris can win the 100 metre sprint just by standing there.

- Chuck Norris can win the 100 metre sprint by walking backwards.

- There are four legal methods of execution in the United States: lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and Chuck Norris.

- Chuck Norris once shot down a plane by pointing his finger and saying 'bang'.

- The words: kill, decapitate, destroy, & any synonyms have been removed from the English dictionary and replaced with the words “Chuck Norris” in bold.

[Astroboy599]

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on the shower, he stares at it until it cries

Chuck Norris cuts through a hot knife with butter

When bruce banner gets mad he turns into the hulk, when the hulk gets mad he turns into chuck norris

Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Santa Claus writes letters to Chuck Norris.

Life insurance premiums are based on how far you live from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language

[the 鉄腕アトム fan]

ROFL X3 this is such a funny thread.

Lol no its the best anime cuz me, Novi, and AB03 said so

When was this? Was this when we started on the 'Hi Thread'? Before Blacki and Abia went on?

[Anime Girl]

Here's one my friend told me. When Chuck Norris gives ya the finger, he's telling you how many secounds you got left to live.

[Astroboy599]

My dad just told me this one

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience

[Androids101]

- Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter; he roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

- Chuck Norris is the only person who can e-mail a roundhouse kick.

- Some people have tatoos of the Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper has a tatoo of chuck norris.

[avatargirl]

HI- YOU KNOW HOW THAT SHORT GUY from HOME ALONE could beat CHUCK NORRIS in a fair fight- as long as CHUCK NORRIS has a sense of humor? OF COURSE it would only work once- ..............!

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW I WILL TRY TO THINK OF THE CORRECT ANSWER- but if CHUCK NORRIS does not have a sense of humor- I THINK his name is JOE would be advise to forfeit- then at least he will show some intelligence after letting that little boy outsmart him again!

hugs pray everyone a saved/wondrous/safe future always........................

[Atomars]

Chuck Norris can rub two ice cubes and make fire