Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Postby MightyAstro » 14 years ago

"Androids101" wrote:The best joke ever.


Certainly it's the most famous of all riddles perhaps. Everybody knows it.

Even though there isn't really all that much of a punchline to it. The answer is simply to get to the other side. You can't find any sort of hidden gag or pun in it, can you? People get a bit of a laugh out of the sheer silliness and simplicity of it all I suppose. I honestly think it's cute myself. ;) :lol:

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Postby Novacain » 14 years ago

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.... and that, my friends,

is why the chicken crossed the road.

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Postby Astro Forever » 14 years ago

:lol:

I did not know that one!

How about this? I especially like the middle one... I really do think chicken should never cross the road, since it reminded me of this (it does really happen!)

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Postby Novacain » 14 years ago

Those comics are hilarious!!! I'd never seen those either!

I remember getting an email from someone with the little ones falling in the gutter, I assume the photographer saved the poor things! You can almost hear the mother muttering colorful words. :o hmy:

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Postby Astro Forever » 14 years ago

Hopefully they were saved!

If you want a version with sound: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAWuybJxtv8

It doesn't look like this is the same sewer as in the above picture, but seems close.... poor things! :lol:

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Postby Novacain » 14 years ago

Why did the duck cross the road? To keep the rescuers extremely occupied!

That is so cute! Thanks for sharing!

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Postby InsaneAstroBoyLover » 14 years ago

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

Because Tenma had already had one failure son, He did not need another.

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Postby Ghost » 14 years ago

The most overused joke in the history of Mankind. It will live on forever, it will not, and cannot die.

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Postby Anime Girl » 14 years ago

Here's why I think the chicken crossed the road. He wanted to cross the state border line to get out of Kentucky, (if you heard of KFC, you know what I mean).
You're not a joke, you fit right in!
So shake it off, and give a grin. Don't be afraid to stand your ground! Crazy, noisy BIZARRE Town!

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Postby diehard67 » 14 years ago

he was hoping that the fox chasing him would get hit by a car.
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