The Random Quote Thread!

[Astro Forever]

A moderator is a person who has memorized more IP addresses than phone numbers.

I don't even remember my own!

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get. Unless it comes with one of those cheat sheat thingys thats tells you the choses so you can pick the best one.

Hehehe!

All I know is that I like chocolate too much!

[Novacain]

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!

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I'm an apathetic sociopath - I'd kill you if I cared.
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Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.

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Dahmer uses Teflon pans so guests don't stick around after dinner.

[Gotta Love ASTRO BOY]

Life is a wild horse. Its best when running free.

[Novacain]

Are you drunk?

[Gotta Love ASTRO BOY]

No but judging by you sig your are

[Novacain]

No but judging by you sig your are

Didn't I tell ya? I work for a wine-tasting company. The drive home is always interesting

[Gotta Love ASTRO BOY]

What? Really?

[Gotta Love ASTRO BOY]

What? Really? A wine TASTING company?

[Novacain]

I'm just pullin' your chain. I actually work for a security company.

[Gotta Love ASTRO BOY]

Ok thats what I thought (why would there be a company for tasting wine. Why would they use computers while they do it)