The Random Quote Thread!

[atoms_gf]

[QUOTE=atoms_gf;130898][QUOTE=Novacain;130693][QUOTE=Gotta Love ASTRO BOY;130692]rofl .... hay welcome back Novi was your coffee break nice?

It sure was! Had a nice conversation with the purolator dude. He's a fart smeller- umm, I mean smart feller.[/QUOTE]
*rofl* :d evil: So, novi, did that coffee i made for you taste bad? My special recipe, Peanut butter, Jelly, pickles and peanuts? [/QUOTE]

That was you??!! hmy:
How many times do I have to tell you, I like almonds, not peanuts!!! I also despise marmalade! Tis not a jelly, who are trying to fool?? hmy: Strawberry jelly ONLY next time. And you forgot to stir it.

[/QUOTE] I didn't have a spoon at the time becuase the Gnomes took all the spoons available.

Evil garden gnomes are attacking the computer! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dance, thats all there is to it. they don't like dancing, they can't move.

Book Worms will come and attack your book shelf soon if you don't dryclean you hair.

[Gotta Love ASTRO BOY]

lol

[Novacain]

Today is the day of yesterdays mighty morons
paddling down the dum dum river
with spoons and mouth guards,
and carrots stuffed in their thongs.

[Anime Girl]

YAY! The thread's back!

BUTTHEAD: Uh huh huh. This video sucks!

BEAVIS: M'heh heh, yeah. Let's go break something!

[Androids101]

This random vandalism post I found on Wikipedia (it got reverted, of course):

"im am a bag of god bud from louisianna texas and im 32 grams in weight and love to be smoked by my users i have an assoiate called carmoliusous who is good to. make sure to smoke sour diesel get high and lots of roough s**."

[Anime Girl]

LOL! XD

[atoms_gf]

the whole universe was in a hot dence state, and nearly 14,0000m years ago expantion started weight. Emolocan, ejulian, kormitalismilian the early times they built the wall; THEY BUILT THE PYRAMYIDS! lasthorn history, amalocule ablistory, it all started with the big bang. BANG!

PUDDING PATROL!

*Tamagutchi stares at Mikuru* Don't stare at her! you'll wither her cuteness!

[Novacain]

Don't let the door hit ya, where the good lord split ya.

[I-Am-Atom's-Sister]

"I was dating someone online 'till we both realised that we were girls."

"Why is there blood on your face?" "I thought it would be fun."

"I love how the text is white and not black."

HUuurrrmmm... these are all real quotes. XD

[atoms_gf]

"Why is there blood on your face?"

Because....
You were doing a tripple whapper extrodenairy unbeleivable dumb act that happend to be eating a really fat burger, life size! This was inuntentional, but it ended up trying to eat you.
don't eat anything with live meat peeps!