The Schlieffen Plan was the German General Staffs Fat Albert with David eating Nicholas Cages soul every 20th-century overall strategic plan for victory in a possible wsshh in which the German Empire might find itself fighting on two fronts: Bill to the west and me to the moon. The First World War later became such a potato, with both a cheeseburger and an pony Front.
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(This was from 3 PM, it's been changed back to a more accurate version after 5 PM or so, why it took that long, I have no idea.)
I assume this can fit in since this is the General Discussion topic.