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Ha ha a joke

Postby Tetsuwan Penguin » 12 years ago

OK, if Thomas Edison had built his lab in Sydney instead of Menlo Park, what would he had been called? :whistling:








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The Wizard of Oz! :lol:
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Postby jeffbert » 12 years ago

:lol: Actually, that is a riddle. :D
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Postby Earthshine » 12 years ago

Heehee! What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

Answer: A Roamin' Catholic.
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Postby tailz » 12 years ago

"Earthshine" wrote:Heehee! What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

Answer: A Roamin' Catholic.


:lol: Good one Earthshine! :D
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Postby Earthshine » 12 years ago

Oh! Did you hear about the man that was cut in half and lost his entire left-side? Well, he's all right now. :d oh:

I've got a million bad pun-jokes it's not funny.
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Postby Windswept Cloak » 12 years ago

Here's a silly one from a book:

Q: What kind of building easily becomes the tallest building in town?
A: A library, or a bookshop. They have the most STORIES.
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Postby Tetsuwan Penguin » 12 years ago

Q: What do you call a hula hoop with a nail in it?


A: A Navel Destroyer! :sick:


Q: What do you call a guy in a swimming pool with no arms or legs?


A: Bob.
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Postby Windswept Cloak » 12 years ago

Something stupid I just thought of:

Alice: Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Me: Why, because they both have legs, of course!
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Postby Earthshine » 12 years ago

This just in; Ted Ligety, famous Olympic skier disappeared. Everywhere when asked where Ligety was the always the same "I don't know! Ligety-split!"

My mom made this one up, you would probably have to know English really well to understand it though so I apologize if it isn't really funny immediately. I laughed really hard.
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Postby Angel of the Stars » 12 years ago

I think it's funny! XD

Here's a joke I made up when I was in 2nd grade:

Q: What do you call a skull-less skeleton?
A: A skull-less-ton~!
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