Ha ha a joke

[Shiyonasan]

Oh! Did you hear about the man that was cut in half and lost his entire left-side? Well, he's all right now. :d oh:

I've got a million bad pun-jokes it's not funny.

Go ahead and share them! I love bad puns.

Speaking of which, here's a terrible one:

Q: Where does Batman need to go to relieve himself?

A: The Batroom!

[Earthshine]

Heehee!

I love sign language! It really comes in handy!

[Shiyonasan]

Did you hear about the book on anti-gravity? I couldn't put it down!

[Earthshine]

Oh did you hear last week about the German physicists that spent billions of dollars to turn time backwards? Well all they ended up was with emit.

[Shiyonasan]

Alright, alright. Last one for now:

There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.

[tailz]

I just had this weird idea. I was imagining someone doing a live action Blackjack movie, and I was thinking which actor might play the title role. The first name that popped into my head was Jack Black! (get it?)

This. I want this post to be moved out of my thread over to this thread. Can someone help? Mods? It's really disrupting my Black Jack fansite thread, and is kinda off topic. I'm trying not to let that thread go off topic cause I want it to stay on the Black Jack fansite topic. I'm not trying to offend anyone here, I just want this post and the other ones to be moved to over here. It would make much more sense. Is it possible to do it?

[Tetsuwan Penguin]

What do you get if you cross and Elephant with a Rhinoceros?
Hell if I know! (El-if-rhino).

[Earthshine]

When the doctor asked the editor how he was doing, he said he had a problem with his circulation.

[Tetsuwan Penguin]

Q: What do you call a hulu hoop with a nail in it?

A: A navel destroyer.

[Windswept Cloak]

Q: Why did the little boy cross the road?

A: To show off his guts. :d evil:

Yuck.