Strange Wings wrote:Another try:
2 appropriate captions:
"Yes!! I know about my nose!!! So bloody what?!"
or
"I'm telling you this for the last time: You are not supposed to pick your noses!!!"
No need to tell me not to put my finger in my nose, Dr. Elefun. See? My nose is not big enough for that!

Size doesn't always seem to matter. Sometimes I find myself wondering how those 5 year olds manage to shove their big fingers up their tiny nostrils. I guess it's a question of a finger's proper rotary. 
Ok, sue me for this:




