Caption the picture game

[fafner]

"Alright, mr. Bird, let's see if you can poop faster than I can dodge."

I know it really looks like I have chosen this image on purpose, but I swear I hadn't even thought about that

[Astro Forever]

This is kinda gross, but:

"Alright, mr. Bird, let's see if you can poop faster than I can dodge."

Bird: "Argh, if only I wasn't constipated!" :d oh:

[DrFrag]

"Three centimetres ... four centimetres ... I can see the head!"

later ...

"Congratulations! It's an egg!"

[Eileen sobora]

So much for being a doctor.

[DrFrag]

Tilt your head to the left and look at the picture, it looks funny.

[Astro Forever]

Tilt your head to the left and look at the picture, it looks funny.

I would, if I could still see the picture.

[Eileen sobora]

Bird: AHHHHHH, IT'S A MONSTER!
: Hi there.
Bird: AHHHH! *flies faster*
: Oh well.

[tic_tac_astro]

Astro: Eh..What's up, Duck?
Duck: If it's Daffy Duck you're talking about, then you're talking to the wrong species! :d oh:

[Eileen sobora]

LOL!

[fafner]

Time's up. The winner is DrFrag:

1 birdpower vs. 100,000 horsepower

And the runner-up is jeffbert:

"Alright, mr. Bird, let's see if you can poop faster than I can dodge."