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Postby Strange Wings » 21 years ago

Hi Frau Brönimann, and welcome to the forums :)

It seems that you got offended by my last post. Though I don't know why, just give me some space to defend my position:

Originally posted by Frau Brönimann+ May 18 2004, 10:20 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Frau Brönimann @ May 18 2004, 10:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>So you're blaming my husband's effort for your bad remarks in maths and french? Give me a break! Who was working from dawn to dusk to get all that dirt out of your teacher's way? Who? Who was working overtime, neglecting his own family including his poorly developed love life in order for you to have a nice looking and lovely smelling school room?
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ummmm, haven't any clue. Perhaps your hubby?
Now, what for heaven's sake gave you the idea I could possibly talk about your late Ernest? There are perhaps a million school caretakers on this world I could've written about, but you seem to think that your Ernest (RIP) are the duke of all caretakers.
Heck, he only did his job, got paid for it eventually. I appreciate your devotion to your job, since you 'neglected' your love life and god knows what else, but please, what's that to me??

Originally posted by -Tummi Huärä@ värblöödeti Soumoorä
I wished I had your problems! A bad remark in chemistry? A little distraction while trying to write an essay? At least you had the opportunity to go to school without getting infected with typhus! Wasn't it for my husband's labour's sake that everything was kept neat and clean all day?

Get a grip! I mean, do you remember 1987, will you? Ernest (my husband) was laying in hospital with a severe diarrhea he got from cleaning all the excrements found on the main stairway leading to the entrance of your school. Three weeks his poor self was fighting for a life. I spent day and night at his feet , hoping he would tell me he loved me, at least once in his lifetime. 
Do you remember the result of this three week cleaning break? Do you remember it?

Carry on like this, and you'll not only have my problems but also a few more!
I tell ya, I rather would 've been infected by typhus than to listen to this hell of a vacuum cleaner any longer. What's the price I had to pay? The worst school scores one could imagine - really, I'm so thankful for your late Ernest, dear. Hope all angels don't beg for an asylum here on earth when he's dusting his clouds with his abominable vacuum pandemonium up there.
Sorry, but it wasn't any wonder the school's stairways were such in a bad condition, when you scared the hell out of the schoolkids with your all-time scoldings and Adams Family Make-Up.
And yea, I DO know the result of this 3 week cleaning break! It wasn't particularly filthier,
actually a bit cleaner than before.

Originally posted by -Huärävärtammti Gopfärtamimoorä@ värruthleti Tuntä-Schtudä
The local newspapers were publishing a detailled report, after the federal institute for healthcare and hygiene was being asked to investigate the reason for seven children who got first symptoms of pestilence diagnosed.
The report stated that no similar swinishness alike has been found in any of the pubilc buildings of our continent! I mean three weeks without my Earnest doing his job and you all were in danger to loose your health!!

And you complain about school remarks?!

Haut doch d'Schnurä du huärä Soumoorä! :D
At least good school remarks would've increased our wisdom about such diseases like you mentioned, but obviously your masterplan was disturb teaching and prevent us from getting smarter in healthcare. Without you and your silly late Ernest (RIP), there wouldn't
have been any single infect of typhus, cholera or even pestilence.
*I'm about to come over there*

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Maybe Astroboy's spirit will knock some senses back into your brains... The only reason why I come here often is because I am totally into those automatic cleaning robots that have their example back in the first episodes of Astroboy. I am following the technical progresses abroad with a lot of interest. To see you (of all people) posting such terrible a calumny against Ernest who spotlessly cared about purity has knocked the shoe's off of me!
You know... a man who recklessly spoiled his every drop of effort into clearing away your every dirt has deserved all of your affirmation. Ernest hoped that his effort for purity would cause an inner purity, a purity of the soul and of your "motivation in life" in you. To see that obviously all the work of a lifetime failed is causing me sleepless nights. 
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My senses aren't any of your business, they're already occupied with Astroboy.
Again: I hadn't mentioned your Ernest (RIP) in my previous post with any word, doesn't that get in your vacuum cleaner brain, huärägopfärtamisiech?
I spend my affirmation to whoever I want, let me get you this perfectly clear.
And if you're following the technical processes about cleaning robots in the 80's Astroboy-series, why don't you also study those about Atlas? After all, your Ernest's (RIP) vacuum purgatory machine was equiped with the Omega Factor too.

Now go to bed sobbing, clean your nose, and say hi to Miriam for me :D .
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Postby Frau Brönimann » 21 years ago

@ Danny!

Hello Mr Danny! Thank you for your lengthy reply. I love long posts since I have nothing else to care about than my own ugly past and the web... To read your story lifted me up. Uncle Fritz had exactly the same difficulties in life that you described in your post. Well, he didn't call them difficulties after all, but we, his relatives, had enough of all those strange things going on and sent him to his doctor. All of those strange phenomena immediately stopped after they changed his meds. He is on two different neuroleptica now and everything is so much better. He calls himself "Miss Rosy" now and accepted a position as kindergarden-teacher in a pre-school programm in South Dakota. The kids like him, err... her and even the parents seem to have gotten used to his new outfit. Whatever: change is possible and help is on it's way - always.

@ Louis!

Language, Sir! Your vocabulary is right on the spot. That's how I remember you, my little one!
No, no, no Lousi! I am not letting you get away with so silly an excuse.
I mean, you're right. You have not mentioned Earnest in your initial post, but you now as wel las I do that he was responsible for your school departement. I know you, maybe better than you know yourself. I have been following all of your posts ever since you joined the boards here. By what you've shared and you did a heck of a posting job - I can almost smell the scent of the tooth-paste that you have puked all over the 2nd floor back in 1983 when Mrs. Hurni fearlessly tried to make you brush your teeth in front of the whole class.
Earnest was the first one being called to clean it and he finished in no time. Yes, yes, that was him! Always on the run and always right in time!

You say I was the reason for all the excrements being found on the main stairway? Maybe I have scared the first-graders every now and then - and I had to. What on earth would you do if you spend a whole afternoon figuring out how those wooden-floor-waxing-devices work and trenched with sweat you finally finish the whole entrance hall when those stupid kids walk past you, hold their nose and yell: "eeee! sonä huärävärdammti Stinksoumorä!" Would you let them do that to you on a daily basis?

You just tried to change topics, darling.

You know, I always considered you like a son. A son I never had. :cry:
To read all that ugly stuff from you really hurts me and makes me want to be with Earnest all the more. :cry: :cry: :cry:

I expect an apology. Now. On the other hand I am not sure if you're even going to read this, since your brains are so tiny that this Astroboy character is already using or misusing most of it...

Let me close this post with the words of my friend Helene Balsiger, your cooking teacher that tried to make a real man of you:
"Don't youEVER....EVER.....EEEEEVVVVVEEEEERRRRR......EEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEERRRRRRRR make me puke because of myself! Never ever!"

I am going to follow your further posting activities with an eager eye and should I find you complaining against anything, even the slightest little tiny thing in relation to Earnest I will tell all of your friends here how Mrs. Hurni was pressing your head towards her big and smelly bosom as she was trying to teach you how to swim (in 8th grade). Take this as a warning, Louis, dear...

Slightly relieved...
your's sincerely:
Frau Brönimann

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Postby fafner » 21 years ago

Originally posted by Frau Brönimann@May 20 2004, 07:02 AM
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I have been following all of your posts ever since you joined the boards here. By what you've shared and you did a heck of a posting job

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I can almost smell the scent of the tooth-paste that you have puked all over the 2nd floor back in 1983 when Mrs. Hurni fearlessly tried to make you brush your teeth in front of the whole class.

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Let me close this post with the words of my friend Helene Balsiger, your cooking teacher that tried to make a real man of you:

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I am going to follow your further posting activities with an eager eye and should I find you complaining against anything, even the slightest little tiny thing in relation to Earnest I will tell all of your friends here how Mrs. Hurni was pressing your head towards her big and smelly bosom as she was trying to teach you how to swim (in 8th grade). Take this as a warning, Louis, dear...

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Sorry to get involved Frau Brönimann, but I am puzzled by what you said...
It looks like you know Louis'74 by all the posts he has done on this forum. So I suppose you know Mrs. Hurni and Helene Balsiger, or at least they are related to Louis'74 thanks to Louis'74's posts.
I have done a search on the forum with the words "Hurni", "Balsiger", "Helene", and even "Helen", and I have found only one match for "Helen", wich was in fact a missing space in "the length" (thelength).
How can you know so many things about Louis'74 through his posts if the names you give don't appear anywhere on the forum?

Sorry if I offend you, but if you follow my posts as well, you can see I like to test the solidity of what I read, and I'm really puzzled by your affirmations.

Have a good night (or day according to your geographical location) :)
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Postby DrFrag » 21 years ago

I gotta laugh at this. We're either dealing with the creepiest nutcase stalker-wannabe in the world, or the Internet's greatest troll poster. :lol: In either case, I tip my hat to you. And then back away slowly, Ms Brönimann. Or should I say ... Nadia? <_<
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Postby Strange Wings » 21 years ago

Originally posted by DrFrag+May 20 2004, 02:23 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (DrFrag @ May 20 2004, 02:23 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Or should I say ... Nadia?  <_< [/b]

Nadia Schafroth? Naah, that's another schoolfriend of mine :lol: .

@Frau Brönimann:
Not You Again!!!

Originally posted by -Unger-uecheghuäräti Dräcks-Chleechuä@värreckti Sabergöörä
Language, Sir! Your vocabulary is right on the spot. That's how I remember you, my little one!
No, no, no Lousi! I am not letting you get away with so silly an excuse.
I mean, you're right. You have not mentioned Earnest in your initial post, but you now as wel las I do that he was responsible for your school departement. I know you, maybe better than you know yourself. I have been following all of your posts ever since you joined the boards here. By what you've shared and you did a heck of a posting job - I can almost smell the scent of the tooth-paste that you have puked all over the 2nd floor back in 1983 when Mrs. Hurni fearlessly tried to make you brush your teeth in front of the whole class.
Earnest was the first one being called to clean it and he finished in no time. Yes, yes, that was him! Always on the run and always right in time!

You're starting to get personal, dear!
Do you really think [i]your
vocabulary does fit for such a shabby janitor-moorä like you are?
Well if you really want to keep up your memory about what has happened 22 years ago, I might as well to tell all the people here that you weren't able to control your emotions. You once came into our classroom for one of your scoldings, stumped with your feet that hard on the floor you eventually broke through it and hit the classroom's ground below. It was a very convincing scolding indeed, you got the laughs on your side.

Originally posted by -värstorbeni Puffleiterä@Hubudüregfiggeti Schliimschiisserä

You just tried to change topics, darling.

Do you know what this topic actually is about? Take a look at this thread's topic title and you're wiser (if that may be possible). After all you were the one who has taken my bad experiences with vacuum cleaners as a personal offence. Get yourself a psychiatrist to treat your 22 year lasting trauma.
Oh yeah, call me 'darling' once again, and I'll chop the tube of a vacuum cleaner down your throat and run that thing at full power to suck that psycho-filth out of your intestines.

Originally posted by -Zyankaliversetztä Chrotzbänggu@Hingerfüre-düregwürbleti Onanier-Päderaschtin

You know, I always considered you like a son. A son I never had. 
To read all that ugly stuff from you really hurts me and makes me want to be with Earnest all the more.

For all good heaven's sake! Beware my thoughts from figure out I could be a son of yours.
You want to be with Ernest who has already joined the choir invisible? Well that can be arranged! Tell me where and when, and I'll be there to grant your wish.

Originally posted by -abvärreckti Zursoubrunzerä@Siechvärleideti Seich-Tröölerä
   Let me close this post with the words of my friend Helene Balsiger, your cooking teacher that tried to make a real man of you:
"Don't youEVER....EVER.....EEEEEVVVVVEEEEERRRRR......EEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEERRRRRRRR make me puke because of myself! Never ever!"

No further questions, your honoury.

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I am going to follow your further posting activities with an eager eye and should I find you complaining against anything, even the slightest little tiny thing in relation to Earnest I will tell all of your friends here how Mrs. Hurni was pressing your head towards her big and smelly bosom as she was trying to teach you how to swim (in 8th grade). Take this as a warning, Louis, dear...[/quote]
You already told 'em, so what's the threat? Your Ernest (RIP) has ceased to be, and so has Fritz Gafner about 15 years ago.
I know all about your affections to Fritz, luv. I'm sure both of 'em are still keep clobbering each other above their clouds in cause of your liaisons with him. At least your Ernest (RIP) may dust behind Fritz's cloud to get rid of cigarette-ends, coffee grounds and unfinished extra works.

Get a life! (and a vacuum cleaner).


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Postby Frau Brönimann » 21 years ago

@ fafner!

Dear, think about the facts clearly! If my husband used to clean Loui's school I must know Louis personally, too. When I am referring to the past then I am referring to our wonderful time together. He used to be such a kind boy. I'm all the more impressed to find him posting in here against Earnest, the best of all husbands (well he was crap in bed but he did a heck of a cleaning job in the schoolrooms! ;) When I am referring to the last few months then I am referring to the stuff that Louis posted in here. Helene and Mrs. Hurni of course belong into the first category.

@ Dr. Fag!

Nadia? Yes, Nadia is a very good example too to support my position. Nadia peed in her pants once in first grade and the teacher didn't know what to do, so again it was Earnest who has been called to clean the little lake from the schoolfloor and I had to wash her trousers together with my own private laundry... For this single act of humility I have deserved a little more respect from Louis than just stupid excuses...

@ Louis!

And now to you, you creepy, little monster!
You are not goint to unwrap this old storry about Fritz and me publicly!
Yes, I did have an affair with him! So what? You know as well as everybody else in here (well, maybe a little better) that Earnest was of no use when it comes to love and affection. During the daytime he was always Mr. Sunnyboy and good friends with everybody but within his own four walls he was a himmutruurigä_chlämmerlisack, indeed. We did have our difficulties in our maritial life, sure. Whenever I wanted to cook or to go to bed he was hanging in front of the television, smoking pott and was on the needle (shooting heroine and sniffing crack). And I cannot blame him for doing so... With all the dirt he had to face daily one must get certain emotional damages...
Fritz *sigh*.... He was so different. He was intelllectual. He was good looking. He was charming. He was an elderly woman's every dream.
But I have not touched his schnäbi or kissed his füdlä - never have I done so. Even though Mrs. Hurni was about to think so. Rumors, nothing but rumors. Jealousy has spoken out of her mouth.
None of that is your business, Louis. Clean on your doorstep first, especially now, that Earnest is no longer doing it for you.

All I want from you is a sincere and public apology. I want that you respect Earnest's lifework and keep holding him in high esteem. If you think that he's just a schafsecku i might agree with you, but after all: who is not, these days? :wacko:

In this manner: sincerely, yours
Mrs. Brönimann :rolleyes:

P.S. Remove those pictures immediately, they scare me, or I will start using illustrations too, even worse ones, if you know what I mean...

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Postby DrFrag » 21 years ago

Originally posted by Frau Brönimann@May 20 2004, 11:50 PM
Whenever I wanted to cook or to go to bed he was hanging in front of the television, smoking pott and was on the needle (shooting heroine and sniffing crack). And I cannot blame him for doing so... With all the dirt he had to face daily one must get certain emotional damages...

So being a janitor drove him to become a drug addict?
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Postby jeffbert » 21 years ago

All this is rather interesting, but way off topic. We are supposed to be discussing childhood fears! :angry: :angry:
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Postby fafner » 21 years ago

Originally posted by Frau Brönimann@May 20 2004, 11:50 PM
@ fafner!

Dear, think about the facts clearly! If my husband used to clean Loui's school I must know Louis personally, too. When I am referring to the past then I am referring to our wonderful time together. He used to be such a kind boy. I'm all the more impressed to find him posting in here against Earnest, the best of all husbands (well he was crap in bed but he did a heck of a cleaning job in the schoolrooms! ;) When I am referring to the last few months then I am referring to the stuff that Louis posted in here. Helene and Mrs. Hurni of course belong into the first category.

Of course you may have known Louis'74 before this forum, but how have you done the link between the person you knew, and a person with the name of Louis'74 ? Even if the person you knew were called Louis, how can you be sure that someone with the name of Louis'74 , found on a forum hosted on another continent, is actually the same person?
That is the thing puzzling me.
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Postby fafner » 21 years ago

Originally posted by jeffbert@May 21 2004, 03:28 AM
All this is rather interesting, but way off topic. We are supposed to be discussing childhood fears! :angry: :angry:

Hmmmm... that might be a Louis'74's child nightmare that is coming back, who knows...
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