Subservient chicken

[jeffbert]

Refused these:

twiddle thumbs
sign of the cross
kiss the good earth
prostrate before allah

[Dragonrider1227]

This is funny. Yet creepy at the same time. :wahah:

[O2Destroyer]

OMG! Type 'throw pillow'!

'Peck ground' is great too.

[jeffbert]

I just stumbled accross a Santa site in which 'Santa' does about the same things as the chicken.

Beware, that it does include both adult versions and family friendly versions.
http://www.simonsezsanta.com/index.php :d evil:
Please do not discuss anything vulgar or adult-oriented on this site!

Regarding the family-friendly version,
I tried to make him jump on his left foot, but he would only jump on both or his right foot.

"pick nose and eat"
He would pick his nose, but would not eat it. "

"jumping jacks" made him merely jump repeatedly; however, the Subservient chicken obeyed.



"headstand" resulted in "I can visit every single child on a single night, but I can't do that."
The chicken moved around, but no headstand.

"spin"-- "ah, that's not on my list." The chicken ran around in a circle.

"clap"-- He did it! The chicken did once.

"sit chair"-- Santa actually sat, but the chicken cut to a scene in which he was already sitting.

[tonigirl1000]

Hi- Thanks, i would just tell him to act like a chicken.

[jeffbert]

Follow the links & tell santa & the chicken to clap, hop on 1 foot, or something.

[tonigirl1000]

Hi- Would be funny if he try to act like Atlas.