"Has your deodorant ever conked out just when you needed it most? If you're like this man, you sometimes need a booster-shot. But the embarrasment of applying under arm deodorant in public-- Fret no more, because Dr. Fooler's new Deodorant booster-shot is disguised as a common electric nose hair trimmer. Yes, you too, can apply that much needed deodorant secretly while people think all you are doing is trimming your nose hair, because it uses nano robots that seek out your under arms, even going around corners. But this space-age wonder is not available in any store. So, get your credit card, and call now. 1 (888) 555-ODOR."
who won?
This'll teach 'em. 
It might be an even worse idea to tell her I changed my name from Atomu to Adamu 
