
General Astro: "Sapper Walters, you stand before this court accused of carrying on the war by other than warlike means - to wit, that you did on April 16th, 1942, dress up as a bag of dainties, flick wet towels at the enemy during an important offensive ...."
Walters: "Well, sir ..."
General Astro: "Shut up!"
The lawsuit's whole dialogue can be read here.
