Guiss: you think i'm joking
skunk: about what
Guiss: about trying to clog my F-14 tomcats engines up with dirt from your house!!!
skunk: um... ur, sorry

*very big grin and puppy eyes*
Guiss: do that agine and i'll have you licking the dam thing clean with your tougne!!! and i don't mean clean, but cleanly clean, so clean that you can use it as a mirror to pick your nose hairs!!!
Skunk: ur... o-ok
Guiss puts skunk down and he runs of in the corner and starts to cry
Skunk: you big meany
thats long i know

but it's funny i had to continue
