Caption the picture game

[Fauna]

As soon as I saw the picture, I thought of this:


Kid: Wow, man, your legs are so...soft. What kinda moisturizer do you use?
Astro: Look, how many times have I told you to KNOCK THAT OFF?

[jeffbert]

[Speaking] "Oh, what a joy it is to help humans fulfill their desires--"
[Thinking while speaking] "Stupid Asimov's stupid 3 stupid laws, if this pervert keeps feeling my legs, I'm going to kill him. Just move a little more to the right, and your face will be perfectly positioned for a blast from my twin machine guns, you pervert. Oh, please god of the robots make him move just a little."

[Ataru Moroboshi]

Jeffbert's and Fauna's ones are just unbeatable. However, lemme try with this one:

Astro: My mom is WHAT? Repeat it again if you have enough guts, you dirty piece of meat!
Kid: Easy, man! This guy's Metro City's Major!

Ick, I suck...

[cybotron]

"...Nahhhh! I've frisked a thousand young punks! So stand still I gotta frisk ya!"

[Astro Forever]

Boy: "Come on Astro... it's snowing, and I'm freezing... Lend me your boots!"
Astro: "No, I can't do that! I need them to protect my most precious souvenir..." Nikki, I miss you!

[Strange Wings]

Great captions everyone!

Fafner is the winner:

Astro: What's wrong with this airport weapon detector? Each time I pass through it, it beeps like hell !

Jeffbert is the runner-up (yours was pretty rude for your habits ):

[Speaking] "Oh, what a joy it is to help humans fulfill their desires--"
[Thinking while speaking] "Stupid Asimov's stupid 3 stupid laws, if this pervert keeps feeling my legs, I'm going to kill him. Just move a little more to the right, and your face will be perfectly positioned for a blast from my twin machine guns, you pervert. Oh, please god of the robots make him move just a little."

Thanks for playing!

[fafner]

Simple, yet effective, despite the inadequate background

Here is my image:

[jeffbert]

"I don't care if this is your weekly allowance and your lunch money, it ain't enough! I can't gaurantee your safety if you walk down corridor E, for even 1 day, much less the whole week!"

[Astro Forever]

I agree your haircut is a little... outdated. You may go to the hairdresser.

[Fauna]

Atlas: Happy birthday, Mr. Skunk!
Skunk: It's not my damn bir-- hey, what's this?
Atlas: It's a tanning salon certificate.
Skunk: Why, thank y-- hey! Are you implying that I'm pale or somethin'?
Atlas: You passed "pale" ten miles back, girlfriend! [Snaps fingers]
Skunk: ...I'm blocking the fashion channel from Guiss's TV.
Atlas: NO!


I feel dirty.