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[tonigirl1000]

Thanks Denkou, please continue, glad no one here wants to find out what was said to me that was so sweet but black-mail material, thanks and hugs, i still need one

[Denkou]

>.> I am the one called Shadow. And I am insane. XDD By the way, its TORI not TONI. kay?

Shadow:
Hullos! n_n

Tori;
Hey, Shadow. : )

Shadow:
*dance*

Tori;
*spazzes off walls*

Shadow;
*eats teh walls*

Tori;
*can no longer bounce off of them* :O

Shadow;
*gives a dust buster*

Tori;
8D
*uses it*
*vrooms aound room* WHEEE

Shadow;
*eats books*

Tori;
What flavor were they?

Shadow;
HArry Potter.
*attacks a blender*

Tori;
:O Yum.

YAH. YOU KILL THE PIECE OF CRAP!! >O Good bye, lousy blender..

Shadow;
*blehsd*

Tori;
O_O

Shadow;
You sound like Crizzy.

Tori;
Naw, she goes like, "o.o".

XD

Shadow;
o.o

Tori;
O.O
Shadow:
O.O

Tori:
O.O

Shadow;
BWAHAHAHAHA! i WIN!

Tori;
NO. NO YOU DON'T!!

O.O

WIN

Shadow;
Nuh-uh!
O.O
Win! I am Crizzy!

Tori;
O.O

BUT I'm bigger!

Shadow;
Naaaah! I am still Crizzy!

Tori;
xO Are not.

Shadow;
Are too.
o.o

Tori;
Are not are not are not.
Crys is Crys! :O

Shadow;
YOU ARE CRIZZY!

Tori;
NOPE.

Shadow;
I AM A FLUFFY BUNNY!

Tori;
ARE YOU GONNA EAT SNOWS? SHE'S A CARROT.

Shadow;
I WASN'T BUT NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT.....YESSSSSS!

Tori;
DARNIT.
*HEADGLIDERSSELF*

Shadow;
*TAKES GLIDER*
NUUU!

Tori;
D'aw.
*sits and waits*

Shadow;
WE MUST BE CAREFUL NOT TO BREAK THE QUOTING CYCLE.
*RIDES A BICYCLE*

Tori;
OKAY. I WILL BE VERY, VERY CAREFUL!

*attempts to figure skate on someone's driveway* 8D

Shadow;
o___o *GRABS A CAR AND STUFFS YOU IN IT* WE ARE GOING FOR A DRIVE! N_N

Tori;
O_O
AGHHHHH. SAVE ME, SOMEONE!! xO

Shadow;
[darkbender says hi!,I is talking to him via PM also]
MWAHAHAHA! DRIVES AROIUND LIKE A LOONY!

Tori;
(XDD I say hi back!)
*shudders and prays for life*

Shadow:
*crashes into mah house*
HIYAS MUM! I IS THE SHIZANG BUDAMP!

Tori:
hishadow'smom,i'mworriedxo

Shadow:
Mom: GET OFF THE GARDEN! IT TOOK ME WEEK TO PLANT THOSE ROSES!

Me: *ZOOMZ AWAYS*

Tori;
*stillreallyscared*

Shadow:
*Stops* MAILBOXES AND BANANAS!

Tori;
Are we gonna run over them?!

Shadow;
I WIIIIIIIIIIIN!

Tori;
*throws confetti*

Shadow
*gives a dustbuster*

Tori;
*cleans up mess* : )

Shadow;
*ZOOMZ AROUND ON THE BLENDER*

Tori;
*watches, amazed*

Shadow;
NUU! YOU MUST BE FLIBBERGIBBERHJKFHAJKFHSDFHAS RANDOM!

Tori;
*BOUNCES ON A BALLOOON WITH A MONKEY NAMED DIZZY.

Shadow;
*EATS DIZZY* *TURNS ON THE BLENDER*

Tori;
*is extremely saddened*

Shadow;
*JUMPS IN BLENDER*
DFEHUIJKFSEUIGFTBVSCYUGFWRHVGFYUCBFIC DVGYuilweygfiewfhdglfjSDKGFASJDGHFJSDKGFASDJKGFDGHFAJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tori;
O_O;;;;
*attempts to pull out, but arm gets battered* xOOO

Shadow;
MOMO! n_n *is alive and well somhow*

Tori;
DDD *hugs, glad you're alright!*

My arm is not alright. xO *arm bleeding everywhere*

Shadpw;
*fixes with my super HP powers*

Tori;
YAY. D
So, what now?

Shadow;
Post this conversation somewhere?

Tori;
...XD I'll put it on the tree, then..

Shadow
WAIT! I HAFF ONE LAST TRHIN G TO SAY! uighfewdsdqiufghiwruyfgiyuowergfquyeruyiqerbey beygfuyqwguqywegfuywegfuwqyfeuqywgfuweyrgfuqwygfuqwreygfuqewrgfuyeqgfueqrgfqu! O_____________O n_n

[Denkou]

HERE IS ANOTHER ONE! I OWN YOU WITH MY INSANITY! XDDD

Shadow:
Yes, yse it was.
*attacks your silly hat*

Katara2102
*eats silly hat*
*attacks with vaccum*

Shadow:
AHHH! *cower*
*sets my army of blehbees on you*
Mwhaha! WIN!

Katara2102
*swats blehbees with my silly hat that appeared out of nowhere*
HA! Win

Shadow;
Nu!
**********
**********
**********
my army of asterixes!Attack!

Katara2102
*Suctioncup!!1!!!!!11!*

Shadow:
Eh?

*onu*

*dies*


Katara2102
Win!

Shadow:
NUUUUU! *asplodes into a hjdgf*


Katara2102
Yes!
*vaccums up Shadow's remains*

[tonigirl1000]

Thanks Denkou, pray you the very best and i hope we will be friends

[Fauna]

I keep getting messed-up emails like this, apparently from some cronie called "Kozub Gates":

Saluton,

[RBN Networks Antivirus]

Oh! Well, he was justhorridthat was all, and then hundreds
and thousands of rakshasas armed with love, but without
even touching one another's day seemed too short and they
often worked all ascetic wealth, that hero is devoted to
me, endued of great strength, truthful, conversant with
all that plight, the panchalas and the srinjayas in and
all sorts and conditions of protestant bullies of mahisha),
kamajit (the subjugator of desires), burdon had just arrived
in paris. He was a surgeon rukmini's son is the preceptor
of aniruddha, of his brothers of obtaining a sight of the
goddess, will support sikhandin. The mighty king of the
these are the five products of the cow, besides and looked
round to see if anything suspicious.

And then Yahoo said there was a virus attached, and that I was required to delete it! I have, what, three more of these things.

[tonigirl1000]

Thanks, i gotten some weird ones too. Thanks and hugs

[Denkou]

@__@ That person is my long lost personality twin. XDDDD *giggles*

[Fauna]

Yeah, I'm never sure if they're trying to sell me software or tell me a Tibetan fairy tale.
Here's another, from Janette Eng:

Goedendag,

DDownloadable Sooftware (This was originally a link to some place in Geocities with a random keyboard smasher name like "ryusciajasfg".)

From a story told me by my father. In his youthit other regions,
tusayan for example. The verde to put both circumstances
out of her mind. A day ministry of truth, which concerned
itself with have perfectly understood that the servants
would a summer day dream of love and of love always dances,
began. Pity it was not a boarded floor! Up last night with
his wainsbad land this to journey a fancy to him. She put
a vast arm round his shoulder beluchistan. Northern khorassan
is the great centre.

[tonigirl1000]

Thanks, i will need a twin if that black- mail material ever gets out, it was so sweet and nice, but most would not understand. Thanks and hugs

[Daichi]

Do not ask about the context.
But you wanted amusing so here, dammit. A snippet from my latest conversation.
Oh BTW, I don't know if she wants me mentioning her name or not, so I edited it out. I also edited the text slightly so it would make a bit more sense... And to eliminate spoilers.

You can Y!M me if you want, I don't care. I listed my name.


Warning: Contains slight sexual references.
One unintentional, but then a joke at the end.

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megsatlas: Ah, that would make sense! And naturally, Roc would be surprised, but he would likely taunt Daichi. Sooner or later, there's a scene when he has Atlas in a vulnerable position and tells him he was really the one who committed the crime.

????????: ....

????????: oh god

????????: did you know what you just did to me?

????????: giving me another slash couple to think about lol

megsatlas: Are you serious? Damn, I see, now! XD

????????: he has Atlas in a vulnerable position <<<

megsatlas: It's only rape if you don't want it. And you know he does.

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